Strep throat

Throat infection, idk this ain't wikipedia, hurts a lot. Doja cat has it as for this present moment, wish her a nice rest. The simp community is at its lowest right now.

"Hey did you hear? Doja just posted, she has strep throat"
"Thanks Jake, I just fell on my knees at Walmart"
"Damn"

by Hennysea March 15, 2022

Throat Flute

When a girl sings with a cock jammed down her throat

My girl showed off her throat flute last night

by TitanMaster February 24, 2020

Throat aids

When your throat hurts really bad and are coughing every 3 seconds. It also hurts to breathe.

"Are you ok"

"No I have throat aids"

by Aynomyus April 6, 2017

hot throat

A type of friction burn from suckin dick with cotton mouth

NEVER kiss a bitch on a sunday, they get hot throat by the end of the weekend.

by cuzo steve January 11, 2016

snake throat

Sore throat caused by giving a deep throat blowjob

Got the best blowjob of my life last night but the next morning my girlfriend complained of snake throat.

by Love Canal May 2, 2014

down throat

When ur dick is to long and she complains it's in her throat

No baby it's not deepthroat with u it's down throat

by Marcoblakers March 8, 2017

Throat Closer

A throat closer is a peanut butter sandwich. It is aptly named because the excess amount of peanut butter (and sometimes Nutella) will cause your throat to feel like it's closing and make it difficult to breathe.

"Hey man, wanna have a couple throat closers?"
"No thanks, I don't feel like dying today."

by jerseybish January 19, 2021