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180-virus

The kind of virus (or flu) where you don't know which direction to face the toilet, next. Also known as the lid-flipper-virus.
{blahhhhhhhh!!!!}

{sppfffhhhhhlllllltttttt!!!!!}

{blaaaaahhhhhhhhhh blahhhhhh!}

He'll survive, he's just got the 180-virus, tossin' and turnin' and doing the lid-flippin' on the old porcelain.
by buggy January 4, 2008
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Status Virus

When somebody posts an "informational" status about something, usually related to facebook itself, ending with "please re-post" as a public information announcement. This causes other people to post the same message, making you only able to see that message because it spreads like a virus.
(your friends list and the status virus, spreading)

Joe: Good information as of today, Facebook will automatically index all your info on Google, which allows everyone to view it. To change this option, go to Settings --> Privacy Settings --> Search --> then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Allow indexing'. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all your friends ASAP

Mary: Good information as of today, Facebook will automatically index all your info on Google, which allows everyone to view it. To change this option, go to Settings --> Privacy Settings --> Search --> then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Allow indexing'. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all your friends ASAP

John: Good information as of today, Facebook will automatically index all your info on Google, which allows everyone to view it. To change this option, go to Settings --> Privacy Settings --> Search --> then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Allow indexing'. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all your friends ASAP
by JJerome711 December 15, 2009
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Quinsha Virus

the online virus of any matthew quinn. quinta makes you have trash bootleg, mcdonalds in a hotel wifi. its a depressing state to be in.
The Quinsha Virus is spreading!!1!!11!!!
by sunny... make me mysterious. December 6, 2021
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Scroungler Virus

A deadly virus that causes spikes and claws to sprout from the legs. Scroungler is caused by a massive amount of cringe and stupidity. If you encounter someone with the Scroungler Virus, Keep a safe 2 meters away. If you know someone who has been closer than 2 meters away, stay away from them for 1 hour or more and wait for the virus.
"I heard Aliyah had the Scroungler Virus"
"Yeah I heard that too, we should stay at least 2 meters away"
by Doctor Aeon March 25, 2022
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Orange virus

An ailment that inflicts people when Donald Trump is made president. It involves a rapid decline of emotional and physical health.
Laura has been struck down with Orange Virus.
by Larabar February 5, 2017
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NPC Virus

NPC Virus is a series of behaviors mainly observed on discord that involve a person entering a conversation either to not contribute to it whatsoever by repeatedly saying one-worders such as "hm" or by saying something completely unrelated to the conversation, basically acting like a broken videogame NPC. This behavior was observed to spread from person to person, it usually spreads to people with a low mental age. The term coined by the The Eternal Kingdom community back in 2022.
Person 1: Hey
Person 2: Hi, how are you?
Person 3: hm
Person 1: I'm alright, I don't think the guy above me is though
Person 2: Oh, it's that guy who says stupid crap again, must be another victim of the NPC Virus
Person 3: hmm
Person 2: Do you have enough braincells to say something beyond "hm" without us having to force you to
Person 3: yassss queen brah 😂🤣🤣🍌🥛👎👎🤬❗
Person 1: I think he's a lost cause, we should tell the mods to mute him before it spreads again...
by mi_do_ July 2, 2023
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Jb virus

The Jb virus is a highly contagious disease which effects the brains ability to defend itself. It will give you periotic spasms of down syndrome, and forcing you to dive further into insanity.
It will get worse with time but to cure it you simply need to get out of the radius of the nearest frys food and drug store.
I'm blocking you because I have the jb virus.
Get away from me or I'll pinky you in the butthole!
by Hawk333 January 17, 2022
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