The Suicidal Violin

The act of jerking one’s penis while simultaneously cutting one’s wrist like a violin.

Ben was so depressed and horny last night, he began to play the suicidal violin.

by cwilly1482 July 10, 2023

violin

an instrument that you play on if you want to constantly have low self-esteem

I hate playing the violin

by retardbutt October 3, 2022

1st violin

These are the most advanced violinists in a orchestra, their ego is giant and most of them are very eco centric

Are you a 1st violin or 2nd violin?
I’m not a bitch, so 2nd violin!

by HottieMc June 5, 2022

Douchey Violin Player

A chad who plays the violin.

Damn look at that douchey violin player, he's so full of himself.

by tudeep November 26, 2020

Violin Nazi

A violin Nazi is a violinist who believes strongly in the philosophy that the violin is the superior instrument, and all others, particularly violas, are less than worthless. These individuals are generally very dismissive of other musicians and their instruments, and seem just a little too eager to make jokes about them (especially viola jokes), in a manner that leaves everyone else wondering whether they are actually joking or not.

Violin Nazism is frequently, but not necessarily, accompanied by an overinflated ego.

Violin Nazis are not the only type of instrument Nazis (there can be cello Nazis, clarinet Nazis, etc), but it tends to be the most common with violinists.

Viola 1: Can you believe it? That violinist just laughed at me for playing one wrong note.

Viola 2: Yeah, if I had a dollar for every time he's said "violas must die," I'd be able to buy a new set of strings!

Viola 1: He really is a violin Nazi, isn't he. Smh.

by A Sharp Major April 3, 2021

tracing a violin

performing oral sex

“Hey I heard he was tracing a violin on her last night...”
“Omg what a skank!”

by papalicious April 27, 2021

violins

In meme culture, social media, chats, messengers etc: a playful synonym for violence.

and suddenly: violins!

by nobswolf January 12, 2025