Lincoln Tunnel

The sexual act of wrapping a $5 dollar bill around the schlong and then slamming the aforementioned schlong in a girl's pooper.
One day I was out of condoms, so my gf gave me $5, but I said "f**k that bitch", I'm just gonna use the 5 and Lincoln Tunnel her.
by hubiedubie December 14, 2012
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flesh tunnel

First I would like to clear up that flesh tunnels are not "the tunnel of flesh created from stretching your ears." Creative boys, but wrong.

Flesh tunnels are large (or sometimes not so large) tubes that are placed through large stretched piercings. Most commonly, they are placed through earlobe piercings, but may also be worn in nipple piercings, frenums, hood piercings, tongue piercings, or practically any larger piercing. source: bmezine.com
I prefer to wear wooden flesh tunnels in my 3/4ga lobes.
by peachplumpear November 22, 2005
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Carpal Tunnel

What you get from masturbating too much.
Dude: "Ahh, I can't write this essay, my wrist hurts."

Dude 2: "Dude, you got carpal tunnel. Lay off the porn sites."
by fiendordoe April 15, 2009
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Carpal Tunnel

Short for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, a nerd's worst nightmare.

Can happen when you play video/computer games or just typing for way too long. Can cause significant pain, and numbness in the median nerve of the wrist.
Kyle: Ahh! ahh!
Stan: Kyle? Kyle? Dude, what's wrong?
Kyle: Carpal tunnel, carpal tunnel! it's aahhh!
Stan: Oh Jesus, he's got it bad.
Cartman: Quick, we need Bengay.
by cx13 October 05, 2006
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jagged tunnel

Slang term referring to a blow job given to a male in which the partner giving the blow job uses their teeth to a point of causing unenjoyable pain. Usually the cause of being that the giver is inexperienced.
Guy 1: Dude, I heard your girlfriend did a jagged tunnel on you.
Guy 2: Oh God, yeah. My penis still hasn't recovered...
by Stevedaculedood55 June 16, 2010
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Fudge Tunnel

Underground sludge metal band formed in UK in the late 80s, songwriting is typically comical and unusual; disbanded in 95
"Fudge Tunnel was pretty cool."
by AliceInChains98 July 26, 2014
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Awkward Tunnel

A shortish corridor, usually dark, where a group of friends hang out for a chat waiting for someone to enter. When the victim enters, the congregation suddenly quietens and either looks at them or unsubtly avoids eye contact. The ritual is complete when the victim exits the corridor and the group begins to laugh unbelievably loudly. Possibly, legend has it, they chant 'awkward'.
Awkward tunnel ritual:

N: hey, so did your mum return your confiscated computer yet?

J: naahh! she's still...
O/P: shhh wait someone's coming!

(person walks in) (silence)

...

(person exits)

NJOP: hahhahhahahha...AWKWARDDDD!
by I'mnotwhoyouthinkIam March 16, 2011
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