Slamming Salmon

the Lesbian act of scissoring

Jake won’t be happy when he finds out that His girlfriend Grace And her friend Hope are slamming salmon

by LetsParty666 November 8, 2019

salmon ass

When your butthole gets all sweaty and the friction from your buttcheeks causes severe irritation and starts to burn when you walk.

Dude, after that walk through the mall, I had a bad case of salmon ass, that shit burns.

by Dan Jones June 11, 2006

salmon driving

to drive without any particular destination.

"'ey mate where we off to?"
"Nowhereabouts! we be salmon driving!"

by the other Ben March 31, 2007

salmon packer

When a dominate male's trousers are so tight that you can see their penis in extreme definition.

This will make you un-resistable to all women and are the most likely to be bought drinks all night.

"Your Salmon is very well packed this evening"

"No money ... No problems... I'm a grade A Salmon Packer"

by theofficialsalmonpackers June 9, 2017

elijah salmon

fucking hot ass babe who doesn't care what others think and is a super fast runner/great soccer player

Who is the hottest on the team?
Obviously Elijah Salmon

by mydudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee March 13, 2018

Slappy Salmon

When someone is in front of you and without warning you get your hand between there thighs and slap there thighs back and forth saying "Slappy Salmon"

I was behind my friend walking up a flight of stairs and it was a perfect opportunity to give him a slappy salmon. I gave him a slappy salmon and he turned around and yelled "knock it off" he was pissed.

by Madmonk210 October 22, 2020

salmon slut

A female or females who allow / trade sexual or perverse activities for a preferably freshly caught salmon.

Gee dad we sure did catch alot of salmon today do you think if we see any salmon sluts on the way home we can trade one of the smaller ones?

by Fitswell dick 916 November 27, 2020