Rusty Bidet

When a girl squirts while on her period.

Dude, "that girl totally trashed my sheets last night, with a rusty bidet ."

by ADPD November 27, 2015

Rusty flail

A rusty flail is when a girl shits on your dick and you smack her in the face with it.

"Sarah made sure she had plenty of fiber in her diet so that I could give her the best rusty flail of her life."

by The Moistologist April 16, 2017

Rusty Springs

A redhead or Ginger person's pubic hair.

She had blonde hair, imagine my surprise when I discovered her rusty springs down there!

by john kenny March 1, 2009

Rusty Slag

Coroded stony waste matter separated from metals during the smelting or refining of ore.

She’s such a Rusty Slag

by Digiduck March 26, 2019

rusty bagpipe

When a girl eats your asshole and squeezes your ball sack like a set of bagpipes. There are multiple methods including, but not limited to the reach around, the reach under, and the ever elusive two handed ball squeeze.

After she gave me a rusty bagpipe,I wouldn't kiss her for a week.

by JACDFlexer June 9, 2007

rusty pipeline

When two dicks wrap around each other like slugs do during oral sex. Looks like the inside of a pretzel, but made with quality white meat (dicks). Masturbation in this position can cause massive sensation for both parties. Feels great.

Noah: Mike did the rusty pipeline with me last night. I jizzed so much. Awwwwwwwwww...

Mike: It was SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

by WeinerBoobies69 February 12, 2014

rusty muffler

Feces left around the anus. The situation one finds oneself in when, having defecated, one finds that there is no toilet paper available.

I had a crap this morning, but there wasn't any bumwad, so I had to go all day with a rusty muffler.

by king dude January 24, 2005