piss in the wind

Messier than swimming against the tide.

Skip to the loo, pee to the lee, my darling. Don't piss in the wind, you'll spring a leak in the dinghy.

by Horace Hornblower August 25, 2008

does a bear piss in the woods

Its another way of saying "isn't it obvious!"

"Do you think Jeremy and Amber are doing it?"

"does a bear piss in the woods?!"

by i'll cut you alive February 21, 2009

piss on the parade

the act of ruining a good time because you need to go to the bathroom.

when a group of friends are a theme park and suzzy says hang on i need to go to bathroom. a group member may retort, way to piss on the parade suzzy, you always take long shits, hurry up!

by rawdogkilla November 4, 2013

piss in the wind

go take your futility elsewhere. Your opinion was unfair.

Her: "watching you shove your personal angst into good poetry is like watching a fat woman trying to squeeze herself into my favorite dress."

Him: "Go piss in the wind."

by ALGGG January 19, 2008

piss in the wind

when you take a piss outside and it moves I the wind

yea joe took a piss in the wind yesderday
i heard it went all over his pants because the wind blew it back at him
ROFLMAO!

by YouWatchHentaiYouHornyBastard0 October 3, 2016

piss in the wind

to waste time2.doing noyhing just daydreaming or some shit like that

Whatcha doing my dizzle???
Just pissing in the wind fella!!!!!!

by Kevin February 4, 2004

Piss in the wind

When something is simple or easy for the average person.

Person : Man! This is a "piss in the wind"!

by Pissing in the wind May 19, 2014