Lizard dick

After sex when you go to take a pee and the stream splits in two.

Man: gotta go pee
Girl: ok

Man: Omg I missed the toilet bad case of lizard dick!

by Pistols September 19, 2016

lobby lizard

Someone who camps out in a hotel lobby hoping to meet a celebrity

"Bradley Cooper's on his way down; get these lobby lizards outta here!"

by PapaTangoRomeo February 14, 2012

House Lizard

One who hooks up with chicks just so the drive to work is shorter

Boston’s being a house lizard tonight

by Rb1224 January 21, 2021

Lizard Feet

When you’ve had a healthy load pumped on your feet and they stick to the floor.

Elizabeth why are your feet sticking to the floor? Oh that’s just a fresh baby butter giving me those good old lizard feet.

by Pussy burp October 19, 2020

lizard cult

WE WOULD NOT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING IF WE WERE LIZARDS
JOIN THE LIZARD CULT NOW
#DRCONNORSWASRIGHT

i hate french
we wouldnt have to do french is we were all lizards
join the lizard cult

by drconnorswasright January 12, 2022

Aids lizard

When a Woman lies to you about not having aids and then eventually giving you aids on purpose.

That dam Aids Lizard thots have me aids.

by ayebrobro August 16, 2018

lot lizard

A trucker's term for a prostitute that works truck stops.

"That TA is loaded with lot lizards"

by Wonderboy April 21, 2003