Devils deli meat

The deli you know you want to visit and stay disregarding your alcohol intake and also the risks involved that include but are not limited to: financial, mental, facial, and pharmaceutical consequences

I know she is crazy and a raging cunt but I still need to visit and enjoy the devils deli meat tonight

by B-word January 10, 2024

Stinky Deli

Any small run-down delicatessen, with poor quality food and often operated by people with questionable hygiene.

I stopped going to the stinky deli next door after the health inspector gave them their third violation. That place is a real DUMP.

by Logic316usa October 5, 2009

Deli Tray

This is an act where a stripper, after working up quite a sweat on stage, uses her hand to wipe the crotch sweat off her pussy, then wipes her hand over a man's mouth and nose area. The name is derived from the smell of hot roast beef that the man can't get out of his nostrils for days on end.

Some guy was throwing quarters at her, so Jasmine gave him a deli tray. The guy left in a huff.

by Fausto Bernstein November 11, 2013

Hot Deli

When a weiner is pulled out of an anus, and has a streak of poo.

Gavin is no longer hanging out with Becky because she gave him a, "Hot Deli."

by Ziggy-Tops September 19, 2025

Deli Delight

Using a piece of deli meat to jack off with.

Jennifer Anniston is so hot I warmed up a piece of deli meat in the microwave and gave myself a deli delight.

by Eye Glass Pimp January 4, 2021

Deli-ing

The act of going to the delicatessen for lunch.

Are you deli-ing today? Why, yes! I am deli-ing! I really want a turkey and cheese sandwich on toasted whole wheat.

by Phil O. Minicano March 31, 2014

Deli-shaved

Term to describe the condition of a woman's labia.

One buddy to the other, "She was like deli-shaved roast beef down there bro."

"TMI dude...thanks". Said the other.

by PaRa DoX June 11, 2018