travel dog

an erection while traveling (ie, in a car, on a bus, on a train).

(while driving)
passenger: "my god, i've got the biggest travel dog right now"
driver: "fuck man that's disgusting, get the fuck out of my car"

by Chris Hoffman January 24, 2008

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Travel Marrow

An unexplained semi or erection while driving long distance, usually alone and stuck in a traffic jam. Know to mainly affect Sales reps.

Sorry I'm late for my appointment, I was delayed by an unexpected Travel marrow.

by giblet10 November 21, 2010

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Travellers Minge

Term used to describe a vagina that is smelly due to being unwashed as a result of travelling.

Yo miang, you smell Kates minge?
Yeah dude that stinks, she's got Travellers Minge.

by smeggy_vagina September 22, 2009

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When you are involved in a long drive and your ass starts to get sore or numb. Travel Ass is not limited to just car trips, but the terminology changes to match whatever activity is involved with long amounts of sitting and going numb. When you play video games for too long, it becomes Gamer's Ass. When you work an office job, it becomes Office Ass, etc.

Ted: Man, that was a long trip. I had difficulty getting out of the car.

Ned: Bet it feels good to get rid of that travel ass.

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Ted: *stands up*

Ned: If you're going to the kitchen, can you bring me a beer?

Ted: Nah man, I was just stretching for a bit to relieve my gamer's ass.

Ned: Oh, I see. Good idea.

by Nemephosis October 10, 2011

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