Texan Tongue Twister

n. A sexual action: during which a male preforms a rimjob on a female’s asshole. First, the woman clenches their ring muscle around the man’s tongue so he can’t get away, then kicks her leg up around his head and rolls over, leading to his tongue’s removal.

“Hey why are you talking like you got stung by a bee?”
“Mly glirl dethided thoo glive mle a Thexthen Thongue Thwithder.”

Texan tongue twister

by HippyDippy_ August 3, 2021

texan penguin

Where you kill a penguin. then cut open the penguin and put your cock into a a dead penguins organs before putting you cock in someone.

I fucked this chick last night she didn't even know that I was giving her a texan penguin.

by Dylan_matt July 17, 2025

Texan Silverado

A whole bunch of Texans drive their fancy-schmancy trucks to a big party, ending in a line dance where they drive their trucks and dance in the beds rather than simply dance in lines.

Yeah, old Billy there really had a ball at that Texan Silverado last night... He was dancing all over the place!

by Star Cadet February 20, 2019

texan football

There are 3 things to keep in mind when talking about Texan football, first it's not egg chasing, second is the date November 22, 1963 and thirdly and most importantly is my man Bill Hicks and his iconic back and to the side routine.

So once you put all of these random threads together you are describing a really negative football (soccer) team that only seems to play the ball back and to the side.

"Man! This team is playing pure Texan football..."

They're going to concede if they keep this texan shit up!

by CrapGhost July 17, 2021

Texan tugging

The use of hollowing out a sausage and then filling it with piss and using it to shove it up sombodys asshole

Tommy do you want to do a Texan tugging tonight

We can't do that again dad will spank us

by TheRealAdamSandler June 27, 2020

Spicy Texan

Getting a slblowie from a chick with a dip in, the jizz and dip spit is then deposited into a cup and chugged.

"That bitch is nasty, she gave me a Spicy Texan"

by Metatrøn September 20, 2019

Dirty Texan

The act of defecating while receiving falashio and simultaneously eating a large steak.

I was in a rush getting out of the house yesterday but I was starving, horny and had to take a big wet shit so I asked her for a quick Dirty Texan for the sake of time.

by phiish_stiicks May 12, 2023