Spa

Shortened version of "spastic", often uttered in the south-west of Ireland.

Used to describe an annoying/ stupid individual.

"That fella never shuts up."
"Ya, he's a fair spa."

"Your man broke his ankle doin' the bollox. He's some spa."

"I'm not buying cans for you, goway you fuckin' spa.

by The Ghost of Eamon de Valera October 9, 2021

Ballston Spa

A town in Upstate NY where Donald Trump never stopped being President.

You know that common plot in comics where there is like an entire town full of secret Nazis? Ballston Spa is that town in real life.

by UpstateNY@$$hole August 10, 2022

Spa

Slang for someone who is an idiot or generally oblivious to most common sense things

“You see that jack fella? He’s a right spa”

by Slang245 May 14, 2022

spa crashing

being SMART and hot tubbing when you're not supposed to

Me: I'm bored, let's go spa crashing at the Hard Rock
Friend: that's illegal
Me: SILENCE HUMAN

by Diagas March 15, 2022

oral spa day

When you take a scalding hot shower, while enjoying a can of ice cold Sprite.

It was cold outside and I needed to recharge, so I took an oral spa day.

by Grandest Pappy January 8, 2025

Rhino Spa Treatment

Male rhinoceros have been know to self-bidet themselves by urinating on their own anus and waving their tails in a quick whipping motion too clean the hind area. The Rhino Spa Treatment is a sexual act performed by a trio in which one person lies on their back (the reciever) person #2 deficates (the giver) on the receivers chest. Once that act is complete, person #3 (the cleaner) urinates on to the givers anus until thoroughly cleansed.

Man I had a lot of Mexican last night. I think i'm going to need the rhino spa treatment tomorrow.

by rumhammer July 4, 2025

Hind Lava Sad Spa

When you shaved your legs on a summer morning before doing yard work, then put Icy Hot on your back. The summer heat causes the Icy Hot to run down your back and burn your genitals something terrible! There’s nothing you can do to ease the first sting except wait it out. You created a Hind Lave Sad Spa.

Ahna shouldn’t have saved her legs on the same day that she used Icy Hot. I could hear her crying in the bathtub for two hours in her Hind Lava Sad Spa after that cream ran right down her but crack and burned her whole snatch.

by LauraBlu December 5, 2025