when a man (WITH RABIES) pulls out at the last second, busts on the woman’s face and then scratches and/or bites her face with the semen still on it
by Gygoat Zeppeak May 4, 2025
Get the feral missionarymug. A member of the LGBTQ+ community that spreads the word of the LGBTQ+ ideology to any and all around them, whether or not anyone asked or if it's even relevant to the topic of conversation.
Characteristics defined by this offshoot of the LBGTQ+ community members include;
- Self insertion into conversations
- Heavily argumentative
- Unapologetically annoying
- Their sexuality being their one and only personality trait
- Prone to virtue signalling
- Resorts to childish insults when met with logical debate or factual evidence
Characteristics defined by this offshoot of the LBGTQ+ community members include;
- Self insertion into conversations
- Heavily argumentative
- Unapologetically annoying
- Their sexuality being their one and only personality trait
- Prone to virtue signalling
- Resorts to childish insults when met with logical debate or factual evidence
Person 1# "So today I had a Trans-Missionary tell me that my hair style is cultural appropriation"
Person 2# "Really? What did you say?"
Person 1# "I told them that their septum piercing and coloured hair is also a form of cultural appropriation and as a result was met with insults based on the colour of my skin"
Person 2# "Really? What did you say?"
Person 1# "I told them that their septum piercing and coloured hair is also a form of cultural appropriation and as a result was met with insults based on the colour of my skin"
by Namdrater August 27, 2021
Get the Trans-Missionarymug. by Nozziee May 31, 2018
Get the three minute missionarymug. by Blahseph01 March 22, 2021
Get the dark missionarymug. A secret sex position that has been passed down throughout my family tree for generations. It's like the holy grail of sex positions that even masters of the act of procreation struggle at doing; don't even think of attempting this as an amateur.
"My side-chick was acting up so I had to Reverse Angular Polyphiloprogenitive Pulchritudinous Bifurcation Missionary that bitch."
by Xx_KingOfAn4lGravy_xX October 16, 2023
Get the Reverse Angular Polyphiloprogenitive Pulchritudinous Bifurcation Missionarymug. by DumbHoerxgcrx35r5tctcnicyv November 23, 2021
Get the standing missionarymug. by That one guy from band camp December 20, 2014
Get the missionary kickmug.