our mayors would

the meaning is like “I may as well ~blah balh~” , but we would do things as our mayors would cause our mayors are important people!
our mayors would buy a TV while it is discounted
by amigojapan2 May 13, 2015
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Mayor Wesley

"Mayor Wesley is letting the wildlife burn again."
"Yeah, that's part of his conservation policy."
"Conserving what?"
"Shits he gives."
by WesleyTheMayor August 10, 2008
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Chicago Mayor

Hym "Chicago Mayor says his kids are more important than everyone else! You hear that folks? Parental Dictatorship! We live for them and their fuck trophies! Can't pay your bills? Doesn't matter. 'My kids have soccer practice!' Robbed out of a billion dollars? 'Shouldn't have given more of a shit about my mongrel kids!' We live to be harvested by fat-cock Parental Dictatorship!"
by Hym Iam February 08, 2024
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Mayor of Kingston

The act of wearing a necktie while wearing short pants.
Tuesdays we go Mayor of Kingston.
by Ian Crampton January 25, 2017
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Sauce Mayor

A higher form of sauce daddy. When there are too many (wannabe) sauce daddies in the area one can be elected to govern the sauce.

When a true sauce daddy takes it to a legislative measure.

One who governs, but overall respects ans reflects the proper usage of said sauce.
Girl 1: "I'm tired of all these trash sauce daddies."
Girl2: "Girl, you need to level up and get yoself a sauce mayor!"
by Saucemayor July 12, 2018
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Mayor Reynolds

A Mayor turned live streamer who embodies bold, passionate career changes while dominating any and all competition.
I'm thinking about pulling a Mayor Reynolds and moving on to my next big thing.
by MayorReynoldsTV January 11, 2021
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