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A posh place near Clapham and Tooting. Full of trendy expensive AF coffee shops and Waitrose-shopping white people. Usually people in their 20's live there or families. The kids there, are the complete opposite of chavs and their parents are pretty rich. If you walk into a state school there you could mistake it for a private school. People there are generally nice and not stuck up like most poshos.
"Did you see the new shops at Balham?"

"Bye (posh mums name) me and the kids are off to get some treats at the Waitrose in Balham"
Balham by pbjsandwiches July 12, 2017
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Balhalla 

Balhalla is the feeling you can't put into words similar to extreme or pure happiness. Some try to explain is as joy, happiness, or even euphoria. Commonly felt when in true love, balhalla is the epitome of happiness and there is no 'happy' emotion of higher rank.
Lassaundra: I love you so much, you make me the happiest person in the world. I can't tell you how happy you make me.

Nich: I love you just as much! I know exactly how you feel, and the word for it is balhalla.
Balhalla by the-awesomator October 25, 2016

nagoo balhaa 

nagoo balhaa fadaboey
nagoo balhaa by mr saiyan February 18, 2020
a selfish player who usually doesn't pass the ball.
The Lakers didn't win the game last night 'cos of the balhog Kobe Bryant.
balhog by h3llr4z0r November 1, 2006

Balheaddread 

A rastafarian without dreadlocks... a bald head dread.
"He's a balheaddread", stated in a reggae song that says " you don't ha fi dread to be rasta!"
Balheaddread by balheaddread April 4, 2009
quando alguém diz algo sem qualquer sentido.
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balhoso
balhoso by JOÃOgsilva May 25, 2020