Marble Virus

When you turn into a fucking marble

MY NIGGA JON JUST GOT MARBLE VIRUSED

by TheCumBroker July 28, 2020

marble purse

When your brother beats you so many times at marbles and doesnt share them the next day and you dont get to have fun playing marbles cause he is a jerk and so you just take his marble purse and hit him in the jewels

Dave if you want to play video games give the McMurty boy the old marble purse.

by Cripplecatmeowdaddyisawapuddyc September 29, 2020

dope marbles

An immutable state of complete amazing-ness. Untouchable hip style.

I just saw Sarah leaving Vinyl at 6 AM. Being cracked out makes her even hotter.

Yeah homes, she's totally dope marbles.

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Did you see the Millenium Falcon fly through the asteroid field? I thought it was toast.

No way, Gary. That ship is dope marbles.

by Darth Jon May 21, 2010

Marble-splurt

When it's an icy day, and you pull out and your cum feels like raw marbles exiting the ballsack.

Fuck it’s so cold, I just yanked out a marble-splurt.

by Diplodicus McPringle February 6, 2020

marble-box

Colored lights on the top of a police car.

I knew I was being pulled over when the cop turned on the marble-box.

by The District May 3, 2008

Chinese marbling

When a girl is proforming fillatio and twists your testicles into testicular torsion.

she was Chinese marbling me and i have to goto the doctor.

by kodiak2448 December 27, 2014

Jewish Marble

When a woman fully lasers her pubic hair.

I loved it when my girl got her last pubic laser treatment. Now she got that Jewish Marble!

by Virgule' April 29, 2019