A lyric from the improved Jay-z song "Change Clothes" sung by pharrell describing the peeps with the krustiest skin EVER - ms. Paper and Kyrie
Ha Haaaa, Krusty Krusty
Q: Which would you do, (The nastiest thing you can think of) or give kyrie's krusty ass a leg massage with lotion.
A: Oh, definitely (The nastiest thing you can think of), fuck the leg massage.
Q: Which would you do, (The nastiest thing you can think of) or give kyrie's krusty ass a leg massage with lotion.
A: Oh, definitely (The nastiest thing you can think of), fuck the leg massage.
by Sincerely, the BCC class of 2008 February 2, 2005
Get the krusty krustymug. When a man jacks off so much that he is unable to type on his keyboard because his hand hurts. This mostly hapens on days when his parents are not home or when his girlfriend will not give him a handjob, if he has one.
"Hey man, I heard you screaming last night, you ok?"
"Well last night I had a Krusty Keyboard, but I think I'll be fine"
"Well last night I had a Krusty Keyboard, but I think I'll be fine"
by seax February 28, 2012
Get the Krusty Keyboardmug. The act wherein the male ejaculates onto his partners hair while they sleep, resulting in a spiky and crispy hairdo that resembles the one worn by The Simpsons character Krusty The Clown.
by Robbie Carton Comedian July 28, 2022
Get the Absolute Krustymug. A guy who poops 2 feet away from the hiking trail and doesn't wipe his butt. And is made fun of with Krusty Krab jokes.
by Dez strebor December 12, 2017
Get the Krustymug. The Krusty Krab is a fictional fast food restaurant in the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants. It is famous for its signature burger, the Krabby Patty, the formula to which is a closely guarded trade secret. The restaurant was founded by Eugene H. Krabs, who is also the owner and manager.
by JohnIsVeryCringe March 2, 2020
Get the The Krusty Krabmug. When lesbians scissors while both pussies are dry and krusty. Note that one lesbian has to be muscular and the other has to look like Gollum from Lord of the Rings.
by bham69420 December 28, 2022
Get the Krusty Slashmug. by ihaveligma July 24, 2018
Get the krustymug.