Homiesexual

when two homies are so good homies they kiss each other goodnight but its not gay.
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Guy 1: can you kiss me goodnight homie?
Guy 2: yeah man, we homiesexuals after all

by IndustrialPot July 18, 2019

Homiesexual

Not gay but you would suck a homies dick.

Guy1. Yo dawg can I suck on your meat.
Guy2. Yeah your my homie, shouldn't even have to ask.
Guy1. Thanks, Damn!
Guy2. What?
Guy1. Your dick is bigger than last time.
Guy2. Yeah, I know, I drank a lot of apple juice, it helps and can make your penis bigger.
Guy1. Wow seems like it helped quite a bit.

Guy2. Yeah, Imma be honest you lookin phat as hell today damn u thick.(proceeds to spank Guy1.)
Guy1. Thanks them squats do be making my ass phat.
Guy2. I love being homiesexual.

by kevklapp July 22, 2020

Homiesexual

It’s not gay to kiss the homies...
Make sure you got the socks tho

Person 1:You just kissed your best friend, are you gay??
Person 2:No, we just homiesexual

by Ranboo_thebeloved March 26, 2022

homiesexual

when a dude likes his homie, but he IS NOT GAY.

dude 1: bro can I tickle your balls

dude 2: bro your gay!

dude 1: no I'm homiesexual

by 1029837456 January 6, 2023

homiesexual

homiesexual is when you are attracted to the homies but its not GAY since the are homies

homie1: ayo bro you tryna get this 8 inch
homie2: yea sure idm
homie1aight bet bro see you at 5 at ur place
homie 3 can i join

homie 1 and 2 yea its not gay since we are homiesexual

by anthxr January 6, 2022

Homiesexual

Homiesexual is the sexuality in which you perform sus acts with the homies, but it's not gay since it's the homies. This is provided you say "no homo" after each sus activity. If you do not say no homo, you are no longer homiesexual, but rather homosexual.

Person 1: Yo did you hear that Jack and John had a 10 hour anal session this weekend? That's gay af
Person 2: no, that homiesexual since their homies
Person 1: but apparently jack forgot to say no homo
Person 2: o shit then he's definitely homosexual, not homiesexual

by ExplosiveShit October 7, 2021

Homiesexual

When you are a homie but you are also attracted to strictly the homies.

its not an actual sexuality its a meme sexuality but i mean it is possible to be a homie and attracted to homies only

Guy 1: "im homiesexual"
Guy 2: "me too"
Guy 3, Guy 4, Guy 5, Guy 6, Guy 7, and Guy 8: "me too"
Guy 9: "you guys are weird"
Everyone else: "shut up"

by Stupid Af July 18, 2021