violent haircut

1.A very bad and emotionally scarring haircut given to a child of impoverished means by his(or her) father after waking said father by accident after he just worked an 18 hour shift at the asbestos factory

2.A very bad and emotionally scarringhaircut given to a child of impoverished means by his(or her) father the night before school pictures are taken

1. "What the hell are you doing??? I'm trying to sleep! Go get the scissors!"

2. "So you want a haircut for school pictures?? I'll give you a haircut! Pat, get me the scissors!"

15 years later in therapy: So your father gave you a violent haircut... how does that make you feel?

by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006

caesarean haircut

1. A short hair style, with the hair combed forward (in some cases to disguise a receding hairline), effecting a resemblance to various busts or portraits of Caesar.

2. A surgical procedure that removes some of the baby’s hair during birth.

“Look! A caesarean haircut!”
“I did it myself with barber clippers.”

“That newborn looks unreasonably stylish.”
“He got a caesarean haircut.”

by Bottom Ford, Esq December 29, 2010

emo haircut

non-existant. haircuts do not make people emo. style does not make people emo. just because you may have what is percieved to be an emo-haircut, does not mean your emo. so grow the fuck up.

Dude, your haircut is emo. You have an emo haircut, you emo.

Er, no, im quite happy, i just like this haircut

by ace087 July 13, 2010

emo haircut

Yin and Yang, Emo haircut and Mullet. They complete each other. The Emo haircut is short in the back and long in the front, preferably covering the person's good eye. You will find that the area of the face obstructed by hair is directly proportional to the douchebaggery exuding from the emoee in question. Emo haircuts are high-maintainence. It often takes hours to get that "just rolled out of bed" look.
They are best when complemented with hot topic gear, patches, razor blades, and a tear tatooed under the one visible eye. Pacifiers are no longer in style, and should not be worn with an emo haircut under any circumstances.

Various androgenous japanese video game characters.

"Cloud, cut off your fucking emo haircut!"

"Vincent, your hair is totally fucking 'emo douchebag'"

by joe peak July 29, 2006

Accidental Haircut

The act of, while pounding a partner from behind, " accidentally " ripping out a chunk of her hair. Quickly pull out, blow your load on the bald patch, and hastily reapply the hair, and hope she doesn't notice.

" Man, can I stay at your place tonight, Monica is pissed. "

" What happened bro? "
" Gave her an accidental haircut. Oops. "

by Dickburgers February 12, 2015

Hamlet haircut

A Shakespeare play haircut.

Hey! Did you see his hamlet haircut? Shits got everyone fucked up today. He should be trying out for a Shakespeare play instead of coming to work like that.

by Haircutpolice May 30, 2015

Chocolate Haircut

When you take a crap and some of the poo gets stuck on your ass hair, when the poo dries and you need to cut the hair so you can properly shit again!!

I spend too long in the toilet, I think I need a Chocolate Haircut so I can shit properly again.

by Saulness. November 30, 2011