God

You can find him in the Bible.

God's name is at Psalms 83:18

by notanep September 15, 2016

god

A really big cunt who doesn't exist. If you believe in him you are also a cunt.

God: "Hello, I am God, I'm a really big cunt"
Person: "But hang on a sec, you don't exist"
God: "True, but I am a really big cunt"

by god April 20, 2005

God

Someone that people put under their MySpace "Heroes" list so that they feel like they have an excuse to do bad things/dress like a whore/post bad pictures/etc.

Mary slept with Stan, but knew it was okay because she had posted God as her #1 Hero on MySpace.

by Alison :) April 26, 2008

God

The all powerful deity of the Christian belief,
who created the universe in 6 days.

(aside: Post things to be informative and objective, don't post simply to piss off a denomination of people you've got something against. If you can't do that, then go back to your online forums with the rest of your prepubescent friends.)

by M April 14, 2005

god

Imaginary father figure invented to help people deal with the meaninglessness of their lives.

"Don't worry, just because your a pizza-faced freak, God still loves you"

by Durrikan July 4, 2006

God's will

1. The force of a divine being.

2. KARMA -The total effect of a person's actions and conduct during the successive phases of the person's existence, regarded as determining the person's destiny, especially, in his next incarnation.

3. Fate

Never underestimate God's will.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant December 17, 2005

God

1. A "being" a large fraction of the worlds population swear loyalty to and praise, yet has no proof of existence.

2. A higher power that parents tell children will send them to hell if they dont be a good little robot and listen everything mommy, daddy and society says.

............... no real example I have in mind.

by Higherbeing July 4, 2006