Garlic Bread

When you gobble a big cock with a small mouth, so you have to work the head in like youre feverishly eating a wide garlic baguette: walking it in inch by inch.

Bro, you shouldve seen the garlic bread i got last night. By the time he got it all in, it was game over.

by Pcoaltrane October 22, 2020

Garlic Bread Voice

When you eat too much garlic bread without any liquid and it sounds like there is a goat screaming for help in your throat.

Dude, drink some water because you have garlic bread voice.

by mstall.97 June 11, 2018

Step on my garlic bread

The asexual form of step on me when an ace child finds someone else attractive

Person A: Hey cutie~
Person B: mOMMY STEP ON MY GARLIC BREAD
Person A: You must be ace, right?
Person B: yEP

by FishLady_GarlicBread March 15, 2022

Garlic Smelling Dutch Oven

A Dutch Oven that smells like garlic.

Italy: It's been so long since I had a big brother to sleep with!
Romano: Yeah, great! Another night of garlic smelling dutch ovens!

-Hetalia.

by no one important. September 4, 2012

Italian Garlic Pocket

A sex act in which the male shoves his penis into an eye, punches the face of the female, shoves garlic into her vagina, and then proceeds to preform oral sex.

"Italians make the best lovers; last night Johnny showed me the italian garlic pocket!"

by bleeblahbloop October 25, 2008

Garlic eating surrender monkeys

The French.

What a surprise... the Garlic eating surrender monkeys have lost again.

by jellyxx_xxbaby March 14, 2011

Garlic Scented Penis Cream

A special type of Penis cream that smells like Garlic.
Invented, patented, trade marked, and sold by the man who first came up with the sensational idea: Sean Wise.

Not to be confused with:
- Garlic Flavored Penis Cream
- Onion Scented Penis Cream

"Hey man why does your breath smell like garlic?"
"Oh, well Bob used some of Sean's special Garlic Scented Penis Cream and well .... you don't want to know the rest."

by Bobthemagnifacent March 3, 2008