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The FAB Scale

A very accurate and new measurement scale used to measure the hotness/attractiveness of a man or woman. It's an acronym: F stands for Face, A stands for Aura (personality, how they carry themselves, etc), B stands for Body (figure, boobs, rump, etc.). Each letter is given a number out of 10, ending either with a number out of thirty or something like this: 7F-5A-9B.
Boy #1: Ok, what about Jennifer Aniston?
Boy #2: On the FAB scale, 8F-9A-7B. If you're referring to the "Friends" era, 9-B.
by jelloshotjerry June 24, 2015
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fab poffer

Someone who is on a popular dating site and a popular swingers site because they can't make their mind up if they want a cuddle or anal
She's a fab poffer she's after a one night stand with no fun!
by The only boyo February 27, 2017
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Medi-fab

Dressing in medical attire (scrubs) with accessories usually worn to different events, like dates or partying. Typically attempted by women in medicine. A young woman wearing scrubs with high heels or brightly colored eyeshadow.
Her outfit is so medi-fab!
by defreema October 24, 2012
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fab out

1. A person who enjoys partaking in sleeping, laying or generally acting in a fatigued manner.

2. A person who has either passed out, fallen asleep or vomitted due to vast consumption of alcoholic beverages.

3. May also be used as a verb, 'fabbing out' when referring to 1. or 2.
1. Wake up, you fab out!

2. Jill's been sick, she's missing the party, the fab out!

3. Why are you fabbing out, you fab out?
by Donna and Fran April 5, 2006
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fab h

A group of strongly gay individuals. Stands for Fags And Butt Hoes. Enjoy gay sex often, usually in the sauna at the pool gym. One member is often brown, smells of curry and has a couple of sandbag sagger tits.
Herman is a key member in the fab h!
by Frankly Furter January 27, 2008
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Fab Moretti

Fab is now free to gallop (yes gallop) over to my house whenever he so chooses.
by Sarah April 9, 2005
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fab 5

1.) The Freshman class that consisted of Chris Webber, Juwan Howard, Jalen Rose, Ray Jackson, and Jimmy King. Webber, however, destroyed the legacy of the Fab Five, who lost the NCAA Championship game single-handedly when he called a timeout that didn't exist. Worse, he permanently tainted the entire Michigan basketball program from accepting money from a booster.

2.) The five gay stylists from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. They make random straight people over.
If Ed Martin was alive Chris Webber would be in jail.

The Fab Five made the Red Sox over!
by Meh April 3, 2005
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