We’re a bit disappointed we couldn’t get Aspendos, but it’s closed and could have rained even if we’d forced it to open. To make up for this, the stage will be adorned with specially commissioned Mount Nemrut statues of ancient Anatolia. We can be fairly certain that this will look good, but even if it doesn’t, this would just be our “elephant moment.”
by IndianaSet January 11, 2010
by PMax April 14, 2008
When a man pulls his penis out of his zipper, and then pulls his pockets out of his pants and flaps them.
John asked Mary if she wanted to feed his turkish elephant a peanut. Boy was Mary surprised to see his turkish elephant.
by amanda t. August 09, 2006
When a cock is soo big that when it cums it sprays back and forth like an elephants trunk. Normally used for jokes by waving your hand back and forth and saying blooohhhh.
Person 1: Oh my God i was up all night last night.
Person 2: You know what else makes you stay up all night? Elephant Hand Bloooohhhhhhhh!!!!
Person 2: You know what else makes you stay up all night? Elephant Hand Bloooohhhhhhhh!!!!
by Jimmy P and Mike A May 30, 2009
Talking without speaking too much. Making someone understand what you mean without actually having to throw a lot of words at them.
by kabhi May 11, 2006
For a real surprise, I rolled down the window and delivered an ugly elephant to the carload of women.
by Larry Bittigary, III April 13, 2008
n. (sometimes "elephant impersonation") To open your pockets out, unzip your fly, and whip it out, thus your pockets bearing vague resemblance to elephant ears, and your walloper to the beast's trunk.
The more ardent of impersonators will paint his beef dagger grey, then gel his pubes outwards and paint them white, to give the impression of tusks.
The more ardent of impersonators will paint his beef dagger grey, then gel his pubes outwards and paint them white, to give the impression of tusks.
The kids weren't amused by his balloon shapes or his juggling, and Coco the clown was running out of ideas. He had to make sure these kids had fun or he wouldn't get paid for the gig. All of a sudden, he had a stroke of genius!
"Say, kids..." whispered Coco, "do you like wild animals?"
"Yeah! Yeah!" yelled the brats excitedly.
"Well, what luck!" the clown laughed, "'cos I just happen to have my pet elephant with me today!"
"Hooray!" shouted the kids.
Coco was fined £5000, put on the Sex Offenders' Register and sentenced to 3 years without parole for indecent exposure to minors.
Elephant impressions are not suitable for children under 10 years old.
"Say, kids..." whispered Coco, "do you like wild animals?"
"Yeah! Yeah!" yelled the brats excitedly.
"Well, what luck!" the clown laughed, "'cos I just happen to have my pet elephant with me today!"
"Hooray!" shouted the kids.
Coco was fined £5000, put on the Sex Offenders' Register and sentenced to 3 years without parole for indecent exposure to minors.
Elephant impressions are not suitable for children under 10 years old.
by Terry Deary August 29, 2006