Celebrity Freebie

A celebrity who you would allow your significant other to have sexual intercourse with. And no repercussions would ensue.

My wife's Celebrity Freebie is Pierce Brosnan -- apparently she loves his chest hair.

by Johna30305 August 2, 2011

Celebrity Crush

A celebrity you find attractive.
Celebrity crushes can be
Casual- you just think he/she is cute
Intense- you love them and would (usually) like to bang

C- I have a celebrity crush on Cole Sprouse. He is hot!
I- I would leave my SO for Cole Sprouse. He is so hot, funny, and talented!

by The Tea Sis July 12, 2018

celebrity deathsave

being saved from disgrace, humiliation, or other shameful circumstances that would lead to resignation by having a number of celebrity deaths divert media attention away from oneself

Governor Mark Sanford would've had to resign over all those hiking trips if it wasn't for Michael Jackson dying. What a celebrity deathsave.

by Moggraider July 7, 2009

Skating with Celebrities

The downfall of civilization and all that is good in the world.

Skating with Celebrities is a bullshit Reality TV show (not suprisingly on FOX), starring skaters nobody really gives a damn about, and celebrities that are not celebrities. (Does anybody even remember Dave Coulier?)

by My name April 8, 2006

celebrity insertion

the act of a self absorbed Hollywood actor/actress involving themselves through the media in another person's business

Paltrow says she's helping Madonna through split was the title on the news article. It's just another case of celebrity insertion because I didn't need to know what the self absorbed Ms. Paltrow was doing.

by dunnro1 February 24, 2009

celebrity stink

The ridiculous aura, resulting in a higher price for the sale of a once-celebrity owned house, car, or other valuable.

Cameron Diaz once owned this house, and because of the "celebrity stink" realtors priced it $2,000,000 higher than its actual value.

by ShaNéNé February 10, 2018

Celebrity Shift

suh-leb-ri-tee shift

Working a shift in a position you've held before, after you've moved on to bigger and better things.

John came back from NY this week and wanted to show these hillbillies how to tend bar, so the manager gave him the celebrity shift.

by Mitchell Iz July 29, 2016