by sweaty swomp ass December 02, 2010
When a man is quick to have sex with you, but emotionally or financially unable to carry on a relationship or be your {baby daddy}, he is offering you "nothing but hard dick and bubblegum"
Stuart, I want the better things in life, all you can offer me is hard dick and bubblegum.
Stay away from Vito, he's all hard dick and bubblegum.
Stay away from Vito, he's all hard dick and bubblegum.
by Salanne March 14, 2006
by Bubblegum yum yum September 15, 2009
by Slugsex October 13, 2018
(N.) A type of music that is 85% Pop, 14% R&B, and 1% Hip Hop. Made famous by suburbian teenyboppers.
by G-Union May 19, 2003
when your only relations with a female is to have sex or give her your erectile penis and a piece of chewing gum
by Randy [Blur] Robbins April 01, 2006
When you don't have enough money for condoms so you buy bubblegum instead. When you get home and get ready for sex blow the gum and put it on the penis and then have fun.
Jimmy: Jane, did you get the condoms
Jane: no,i didn't have enough money.
Jimmy: so what did you get?
Jane: I got gum instead. Now seat back and i will blow the gum an wait till you cum so I can eat the After Sex Bubblegum!
Jane: no,i didn't have enough money.
Jimmy: so what did you get?
Jane: I got gum instead. Now seat back and i will blow the gum an wait till you cum so I can eat the After Sex Bubblegum!
by Yourdaddylesbianlol April 15, 2019