super 3d noa's arked

The most extreme form of being doomed...

You've gone through doomed to quaked to wolfenstine3ded to kens labyrinthed and all the way to Super 3d noa's arked.....

Truly the pinnacle of 3d shooter expressed screwed upedness...

OH fuck! i am soo doomed!
I have no idea what to get anyone for x-mas!
I am doomed! no wait it worse then that I'm wolfenstin 3ded! no wait worse still I'm kens labyrinthed....

Hell I 'm probably Super 3d noa's arked!

by Qrez December 16, 2016

Ark Barker

Some one that begs you to play ark with them.

"Your such an Ark Barker bro"

by Moomootheocelot May 13, 2022

I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".

It belongs in a museum!

Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".

by QuacksO December 1, 2023

Ark

A laggy game where you can tame dinos and build structures for hours and when you log off some fricken person comes and destroys it all in 20 seconds with a Rex, bronto or giga and steals all your stuff unless you play on a single player world( I still like this game )

somebody raided my base in Ark and killed everything

by DODO GOD March 29, 2021

Ark

a cringey dude who like games and memes

Ark sucks ass

by anonymous May 13, 2022

ark-flation

When wildcard announce an update/patch or new dlc content release times/dates ark-flation you have to add give them 7 days minimum to implement it

“I heard there’s a new ark update coming out this week” , “oh no because of ark-flation it will come out hopefully next year at a stretch”

by Aaron The Sex Master February 7, 2024

ark

a guy who loves copy-pastas

oh it's ark, bet he is making a copy pasta

by parthenogenesis lover October 27, 2021