Ark

A Mediocre video game which takes years to update.

Or a ship built by Noah to save his family and two of every kind of animal from the Flood; Noah's ark.

I want to play ark! 5 years later. Oh, it's still downloading...

by Thy rat king April 8, 2023

ark shitty

A small town out over yonder where only rednecks, hillbillies, and white girls can all confidently say they have no life’s. Ark Shitty is the definition of a low life that cheers on their horrible football team, just to get smacked up by 40 every week. Personally if I lived in Ark Shitty, I would end it all.

“You live in Ark City?”
“Yes why?”
“I’m sorry.”
ark shitty means you have no life.

by typicalgamer45 September 15, 2023

ark smash

a terrible smash bros discord server

today was so bad it was like ark smash

by Goodboi69420 October 25, 2020

The Ark

The Ark is A vanguard class cargo hauler, built by the autobots During cybertron’s fall

The ark

by NovMan1EP March 7, 2021

Dirty Ark

When you fuck someone and cum in them over and over till they are packed full then you stick a plug in them off till the jizz hardens in them and you do that till it completely fills them and eventually have to go to the doctor to have it surgically removed and then they have a new snack to eat

My girlfriend and I just got back from the hospital with her new snack I had been working on her dirty ark for months.

by flounder98w March 12, 2021

Ark

A laggy game where you can tame dinos and build structures for hours and when you log off some fricken person comes and destroys it all in 20 seconds with a Rex, bronto or giga and steals all your stuff unless you play on a single player world( I still like this game )

somebody raided my base in Ark and killed everything

by DODO GOD March 29, 2021

Ark at ee

Look at him

Ark at EE walking about like an ard nut

by the one and only Jx July 8, 2022