texastbook

A book that contains deliberately misleading or incorrect information, often with a strong right-wing bias. It may have a revisionist attitude towards history, neglecting certain events or figures of historical importance simply because they are not conservative.

I realized that the textbook assigned for my history class was actually a texastbook once I read about how Nixon was a hero for being able to prevent the evil Lyndon B Johnson from turning America into a communist state.

Ugh, this quantum physics textbook is such a texastbook - it says that nuclear fission occurs because Baby Jesus wanted us to win Dubya Dubya Deuce, not because Uranium atoms are bombarded with neutrons.

Darwin's Theory of Evolution was just a small footnote in the chapter about Intelligent Design in the new history texastbooks that my school got.

by TSPrr March 21, 2010

Texas Meatslap

The act of ejaculating into a handful of raw ground beef, then proceeding to slap someone with it.

Did you hear about the Texas Meatslap we gave to Brenda? Shit was so cash.

by Weef Bellington April 22, 2014

Texas Barking Spider

The Texas Barking Spider: It is a small spider of extremely minute size, though never seen, it always is know by a bark (soft or loud) and an extremely disgusting smell. Often used to pass off blame when one passes gas.

Dude enough with the ass thunder!

no dude , it was a texas barking spider , i swear i saw it over there in the corner.

by insanedockergang April 8, 2011

Texas Ravioli

A non-consensual sexual act between two parties, in which one inserts his member into the pocket of an ignorant party, and deposits his seed. Only to be found later to the dismay of said ignorant party. Experienced Ravioli givers are commonly dubbed Chef Boyardees.

I took my hand out of my pocket to shake the president's hand, but to my dismay I discovered that I had been subjected to a Texas Ravioli. Chef Boyardee had struck again.

by RavioliLover May 25, 2011

Texan Piledriver

The act of sprinting at someone from a distance, with pants at ankles, and forcefully driving one's penis into the exposed anus with a leap and a thrust.

"When i saw a blur go by, i turned around in horror and realized far too late that jimmy was preparing to give me a texan piledriver"

by Dnutzzz November 5, 2009

texas douche

Anyone that goes to a sporting event that is NOT associated with The University of Texas and still wears longhorn apparel. Also anyone NOT associated with The University of Texas in any way other than obsessive fandom.

"Look at the guy with the orange shirt!"
"He's a Texas douche."

by NickFL June 28, 2008

Frisco Texas

Frisco is the gayest city in Texas. It's a bunch of privileged bitches who think they have an ass and think they are cool because they know how to woah. All the bitches think they're the shit because they listen to Migos. They are a bunch of dumb fucks who vape because they think the juul is cool . Uber drivers are confused as fuck because they pick up frisco bitches at 2 am and take them to Allen or Plano where the bitches go fuck random dudes and then call it rape so they can sue them and get more money to buy fucking mango pods. Every bitch pussy smell like a fish and all anyone cares about is having clout. The guys all run trains like Thomas and everyone there cheats on each other. Every bitch dresses like a fucking skank. All the Frisco schools are gay asf. And every bitch thinks they're cool because they "confronted sOmeOne foR tAlkIng sHiT." They suck at making tik toks like shut up hoe. and stop fucking screaming "PERIODTTTT."

dude where do you live ?

I live in frisco texas
what the fuck go make a tik tok you bitch

by yeadude111 May 2, 2019