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tequilla noches

Yo can I get a lime? FUCK that we doin tequilla NOCHES!
by glutenFree4lyfe February 21, 2010
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Tejuism

Tejuism is a religion where the god TEJU (also known as TEJA). People of this religion pray to the almighty teju, anybody in other religions is in tejuism, all religion tie up to tejuism the supreme religion of the supreme god, it currently a booming religion with an amazing growth rate, the largest in the world, GOD is among you, in the form of TEJA
Oh almighty teju u are the greatest, go Tejuism, all hail TEJU.
by GOD AM I October 18, 2009
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Vodka Tequila Redbull

Similar to the ever popular Vodka-Redbull concoction, This healthy spin on the drink offers not only vodka to get you tipsy and redbull to cause tachycardia on the dance floor, but a nice touch of tequila to make you forget your night.
Typical Ingredients:

1 part hangover
3 parts heart attack
4 parts regretful decisions

Bro 1: Bro montana, last night my boy at the bar made me like eight Vodka Tequila Redbulls!
Bro 2: Yeah I noticed you went home with that dragon!
Bro 3: Oh shit I did??
by Brohammed June 1, 2010
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tequila

The only legal Mexican immigrant. Don't eat the worm!
1 tequila, 2 tequila 3 tequila floor, 5 tequila 6 tequila 7 tequila morgue.
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tequila sunrise

The ability to (a) drink continuously all night AND (b) stay up drinking until the sun appears again *usually the point in which you play "Tequila Sunrise" by The Eagles.
I don't know if I'll be there on time, today was a tequila sunrise.
by The Original J. Martin May 27, 2007
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tequila drunk

A state of extreme inebriation brought on by ingesting excessive amounts of tequila shots.

Loud, obnoxious behavior resulting in an ass-kicking by nightclub bouncers or pissed-off football players is very common.

Other unintended results include the clap, pregnancy, totaled cars, cripling hangovers, waking-up with a stranger, jail, etc.

Victims often moan the same phrase repeatedly the next day....

"I'll never drink again"
Dude, you haven't lived until you've gotten tequila drunk and fucked a fat chick!
by ted December 26, 2004
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Flaming Tequila

A tequila that has been set aflames.

It can be done by taking a spoon from the shot and flaming it. A more successful method is to tilt the shot glass then flame it.

Like all alcoholic beverages, the tequila will burn with a blue flame. To notice the flame, it is best to do it in a dim area.

It is very important to drink the shot without any flame. It can be dangerous not to.

It is better to extuingish the flame before all the alcohol burns out. This helps retain the desirable taste.
I'll go prepapre a flaming tequila.

Flaming tequilas have caused facial burns, so lose the flame before you drink!
by Keith Aquino June 18, 2006
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