Teabaggistan

Mythical place where down is up, black is white, and reality never intrudes.

The president cut taxes again and we now have the lowest middle class tax rates in 40 years, but Teabaggistan is up in arms about the president raising taxes, confiscating our guns, and readying re-education camps to imprison us!

The president increased the Pentagon's budget again this year, but he's being attacked from Teabaggistan for cutting the Pentagon's budget.

by RustyCannon June 6, 2010

Tenae

A Tenae is a rose that blooms all year round.

"What is that mesmerizing burst of radiating rainbow colour?! It brings me such joy!" "Oh, that's a Tenae Rose."

by RayaSun March 21, 2012

russian teabag

To drop your testicles in ones mouth, and have them hummed or sang on. Teabag, Motorbloat, Head, Oral sex, Brains

Suzy gave John a nice Russian Teabag. She hummed amazing grace on his balls!

by Kozbot October 26, 2006

Raspberry Teabag

To place ones lips on someones testicles, blowing a raspberry on them. Can either be done on purpose by a "giver" or forced upon them.
The equivalent of motor-boating a girls breasts.

"I shoved my dick so hard she ended up giving me a bonus raspberry teabag when i gagged her"

"She totally gave me a raspberry teabag while blowing me last night, it was hot!"

by **sin** April 5, 2009

teabagee

Individual or specific member of a special group that exhibit pride in allowing others to insert their testicles into their mouths.

The best teabagee in the group

by agentlibsux October 6, 2009

Vampires teabag

A used tampon that if recycled would make a great refreshing brew for a vampire.

So imagine my surpise when i pulled my knob out there was a pungent 'Vampires Teabag' hung on the end like a mordid yoyo!

by Valetudo March 26, 2004

Teabagged

Dropping your genitals on the face of another, usually for comedic effect.

While eating pizza, Aaron got teabagged on the forehead.

by The Holy Diver February 1, 2008