Cut a slice from both corners of the mouth through the cheeks to the ears. Once the cuts are stitched up, your face will look like a telephone pole.
When you encounter a drug dealer on the street, ask him if he has Kibbles-n-Bits. Before he can answer, use your shiv, a broken beer bottle or a box cutter to give him a telephone scar. By marking the drug dealer, you're sending the message that you are not one to be fucked with. Then empty out his pockets, and leave him in a dumpster for dead.
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Charity function to fund disabled kids in Latin America which can also be used for stupid or idiotic people
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Telephone booths are also where geeks change into there super hero costumes
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Telephone booths are also where geeks change into there super hero costumes
eg.Gay man
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i know everything ever man
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Get the telephone booth mug.the process in which a guy cums in a girl mouth and hits her in the back of the head and makes it come out of her nose. When it comes out of her nose it goes into another girls mouth and the previous girl hits that girls head and soo on. It is much like the game 'telephone' you played as a kid.
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