Person 1: “Who is this ‘Technoblade’ guy everyone is talking about?”
Any cultured person: “You fucking imbecile, he’s GOD himself.”
Any cultured person: “You fucking imbecile, he’s GOD himself.”
by Gonna start speedrunning life March 8, 2021

he likes cupcakes i'm serious he literally dmed me and said that he liked cupcakes and i think that's neat :
pvp god !! literally do not mess with him
also rlly cool voice n one of my comfort ytbers/streamers - i recommend him if u aren't already watching him!
pvp god !! literally do not mess with him
also rlly cool voice n one of my comfort ytbers/streamers - i recommend him if u aren't already watching him!
by b6byhotline November 7, 2020

Technoblade.
by TechnoFanNoiz April 24, 2021

The man that died of cancer while killing orphans and grinding for potatoes.
This man died on June 30th 2022 when his dad posted a video on his youtube channel talking about Alex's death and his impact on people and his family.
"Techno blade never dies!!!!!!!"
Alex's last words on youtube " Goodnight everyone. I'm gonna end the night here. I hope you all enjoyed, and i'll see you guys next time. byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." Alex, April 2nd, 2022
This man died on June 30th 2022 when his dad posted a video on his youtube channel talking about Alex's death and his impact on people and his family.
"Techno blade never dies!!!!!!!"
Alex's last words on youtube " Goodnight everyone. I'm gonna end the night here. I hope you all enjoyed, and i'll see you guys next time. byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." Alex, April 2nd, 2022
all we gotta say, "TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES" and "Fly high, orphan destroyer" and then, let him rest after 7 years of content creation.
Fly high, Techno.
Fly high, Techno.
by ExraDrago July 1, 2022

by Alexmissestechnoblade November 8, 2022

a minecraft pig youtube guy who inspired a whole generation and made us all laugh, literally while he was actively drop kicking orphans ingame. Sun Tzu would be proud. The spirit of the blood god shall never die.
"Having abolished all governments of men, I have ascended to heaven to take on the Kingdom of God." - Technoblade
"Having abolished all governments of men, I have ascended to heaven to take on the Kingdom of God." - Technoblade
by BrawlS July 8, 2022

by thepizzaguyYT August 6, 2022
