ghetto taters

Extremely low-quality breasts, the kind you might see at a strip-club with peanut shells on the ground.

Jane's only friends are pathetic losers, who only follow her because they think one day they'll get to see her ghetto taters.

by Walter Duckface July 23, 2014

taint tater

Term for a small grundle, taint, gooch, fleshy fun bridge, nacha, bonch...

Steve's taint tater was smelly from the many schuster slaps he preformed...

by jbaas14 December 9, 2008

Tater Ladder

When one person gets upon the shoulders of another while completely naked and then proceeds to take a shit down the others back.

JJ gave me my first tater ladder last night....best night ever!

by hungeryum November 21, 2011

Tater Hole

an anus

I stuck it in her tater hole.

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

Tater thot

A *younger* person who dresses like a hooker.

"Ew, did you see what she's wearing?"

"Yeah. She's such a tater thot

by Taco_am_I July 24, 2016

Tater Tits

When someone has nipples the size of tater tots. Either swollen or natural. They may occur after excessive sucking on the breast/nipple.

Dale: Man i sucked on that girl so hard last night, i gave her fucking tater tits.

Jon: Remember that chick from the bar last night? Defs had tater tits.
Geoff: Naaaasssstttt.

by bebeghrtzzzz October 3, 2009

TATER-AID

n. slang term used to describe an alcoholic beverage derived from potatoes. - VODKA

Me an' dem wus drankin tater-aid and got drunk.

by Donk January 27, 2004