"There were so few kids going on the field trip, they sent us on a tart cart, and the whole trip, people in cars were pulling up next to us and laughing because they thought we were retards."
by Siddownshaddap May 13, 2004
Get the tart cartmug. same thing as a poptart but in the form of a stick, made for when your in a hurry you can just grab one and go.
"Man i cant eat we are in to much of a hurry, oh wait, drew, grab me a go tart", "Strawberry or Chocolate", "Strawberry Please", "Here you go Benny" "Thanks Drew Brew, your the best!"
by Drew Aaron July 11, 2006
Get the Go Tartmug. British slag for heart.
by Dr Murdoch September 4, 2010
Get the Strawberry Tartmug. a female journalist who works across all spectrums of medias rather than just one genre. Media Tarts tend to be international and are able to write about a large array of topics whether for news magazines, professional journals, blogs, social media, tv or corporate literature.
When you're looking for a journalist to host a debate on a variety of topics, it's best to look for a Media Tart.
If you want to get news out to all media outlets, go and find a media tart, she'll ooint you in the right direction and even write your script.
If you want to get news out to all media outlets, go and find a media tart, she'll ooint you in the right direction and even write your script.
by Mr James Bond 007 February 4, 2013
Get the MEDIA TARTmug. by jamisonlabs November 8, 2009
Get the muck tartmug. 
A phrase used by the biggest losers of all time. Usually the word “kumquat” gets used afterwards and no one is quite sure what it means but it’s origin dwell in the beaches of Sydney, Australia. People that say this are the most unfunny people in existence.
by MrHeath March 6, 2020
Get the tart orangemug.