Tank

An armoured vehicle, first invented by the British and possible also the French in WW1. To be a tank it must have tracks and a 360 degree rotatable fully enclosed turret.

The greatest tanks of the modern age are:
Challenger 2,
Leopard 2,
Leclerc

by VampiricRat July 1, 2008

Tank

The best NWOBHM New Wave Of British Heavy Metal band that ever existed.

The War Drags Ever On is Tank at their best.

by Joetallica April 23, 2008

Tank

A 7 foot man protesting for #BLM, who every person on the internet collectively started simping because he is a tall god who scares cops. Also dressed to the nines in decked out military gear.

Omfg i'm simping for a 7 ft man who I don't even know. Tank makes my 😺 throb.

by Gay Cottagewhore June 5, 2020

tank

The act of having forceful sex

"i tanked that bitch last night"

by peter April 8, 2004

tank

The act of removing a toilet tank lid, standing on the seat, and taking a dump in the tank of a toilet. Best done in public restrooms, always a crowd pleaser at the office too.

Also known as the Upper Tanker, 2000 Flushes Brown, Upper Decker, Going Up Top, and The Gift That Keeps On Giving. For a nice twist on this see Upper Deck Deluxe.

"Man, they fucking fired me so I tanked that fucking toilet on my way out!"

by sirbrutus September 5, 2008

Tank

Tough person, or someone who thinks he is.

"I'm a tank!"

by Rohan November 16, 2003

tank

1.Anyone who is abolutely amazing in any athletic event such as: hockey, football, soccer, etc..

1."Hey nice goal Brett. You're a tank!"

by jared.b March 11, 2007