Eyebrow toucher

Look at that fucker over there, that fucker is an eyebrow toucher for sure
by Danny Dan Daniels September 24, 2023
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Lid toucher

A lesser version of a lid lifter.
Still a quite satisfactory event which occurs when popping corn for a nice Netflix and chill session and the exploded popcorn fills the cooking vessel to the very lid. Touching the lid firmly and with satisfaction but not lifting it from the pot.
J: What'd you do last night?
B: Chilled with F with some Netflix Inc
J! Coolio
B: yeah, she made a wicked batch of popcorn. A true lid toucher.
by April 16, 2022
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turkey toucher

when you do something mean to someone they do not respond and then you call them a name (turkey toucher) and they explode with anger
drew threw a twinkie, cookies, and cussed at the teacher... then he sat back down like nothing happened. but then he called her a turkey toucher and she wrote him up
by chocolate hottopic September 11, 2009
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double toucher

A shit that while it is still connected to your anus touches the water at the bottom of the toilet.
Guy 1: Dude I just laid out this ridiculous double toucher it was fucking sick!
Guy 2: Dude! What the fuck?
by ThatStretchDickhead October 28, 2017
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Toby Toucher

Someone who, despite being younger than you, still manages to molest you.
Dude, I cant with these Toby Touchers. They keep touching me.
by technofishy_ June 19, 2024
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grammy toucher

a person who likes to watch old people undress and fantasize about touching them.
that grammy toucher was checking out your grandmother
by bagulese February 09, 2011
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