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double toucher

A shit that while it is still connected to your anus touches the water at the bottom of the toilet.
Guy 1: Dude I just laid out this ridiculous double toucher it was fucking sick!
Guy 2: Dude! What the fuck?
by ThatStretchDickhead October 28, 2017
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toilet toucher

When your d*ck is long enough to touch the water or toilet bowl side when you sit down on the toilet
WOW! Zeb’s the only one with a toilet toucher in the family- Crystal
by Longdonglara September 2, 2021
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Plum Toucher

Where a male touches another mans Balls threw a set of tight jeans, making it appear as plums. Then fondling them until he ejaculates inside his pants and/or on the Touchers face.
Oh man, you are definatly the best plum toucher after that.
by The Plum Toucher January 1, 2012
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grammy toucher

a person who likes to watch old people undress and fantasize about touching them.
by bagulese February 26, 2011
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Shit-Toucher

A name given to anyone who you disagree with. If their argument just doesn't make sense, they are a poop toucher. Popularized by the viral youtube hit 'The Bad Touch', a video of a man handling a warm bear shit. No, seriously, check it out- you wouldn't believe. Look for 'the bad touch bear poop'.
Person A: You hide behind your keyboard, oh it's so easy to be a big man over the internet.
Person B: You are such a shit-toucher.
by derandunimo March 12, 2011
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truck toucher

usually a female refers to your penis because touching a mans truck is like touching his cock
that girl in the skimpy skirt is such a truck toucher.
by bigolboy November 3, 2011
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Toucher

A very rare name pronounced (Two-cher).
People with this name are usually into a variety of sports and are talented at anything they want to be good at. He is good looking but doesn’t like to draw attention with his looks. He is very loud and energetic around their friends but are very quiet when around others. He acts like he’s stupid but others know that he’s actually very smart. Touchers usually get picked on the most in groups and never stands up for themselves because of this they are easy targets. He likes being alone but also enjoys the company of others. He doesn’t have a best friend but he has many friends. No one really understands Toucher and they don’t really seem to care about understanding him either. Once you get to know a him better he can be a bright person. He usually never asks for help and doesn’t really like expressing his true feelings that much. All he wants is to be special to someone and have someone that he can talk to comfortably about his true feelings. He cares lot about the people around him and tries to help others them without them knowing. He may be a little weird and goofy at times but overall he is a nice guy. If you find a Toucher, give him a chance. He doesn’t like letting go.
“Oh hey, isn’t that Toucher over there? Let’s go say hi.”
“Toucher could you close my door on your way out? Thanks.”
by woohimoohi November 20, 2023
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