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pakapoo ticket

An illegible, messy piece of writing. The name of a Chinese game of lotto popular in Australia and New Zealand in the19th Century, containing 20 different Chinese Characters.
by bill kernoczy September 21, 2006
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woof ticket

you know jlo... why u selling woof tickets?
or
why you selling tickets
by john h January 21, 2004
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Drink Tickets

Lower level rank in the Joker-San Female Rating System. Describes a party girl whos really into booze. She is hammered most of the time, causing her looks to fall in the shitter, but will bang anyone for free Drink Tickets.
"Aw man, I was at this party last night, and this chick was total Drink Tickets. I wasn't hammered enough to bang her, but Joker was so plastered, he humped her right there on the couch!"
by SP00NS October 7, 2007
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Selling tickets

1) To tell lies, fabricate story, or express untruths

2) A shorter form of phrase to sell "woof" tickets, just with "woof" removen from phrase. This shorter form of the phrase is native to the Northern California's Bay Area.
Jack: Yeah dude, I was just chilling with some fine bitties last night

Joe: Come on bro, I saw you at Jack in the Box with your boys.....you're selling tickets son..

Jack: Aight bro I admit it, I was giving them out for free there, hahahah

Joe: Hahahahaha

Description of Situation: Joe called Jack out for lying and Jack admitted to lying
by VKNY April 17, 2008
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Meal ticket

A wealthy rich man, who is usually used by a younger more attractive woman
The only reason that 25 year old model is dating that ass ugly 50 year old lawyer is because he’s her meal ticket
by Bernie Lomax May 7, 2019
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meal ticket

food stamps, or money used to buy strictly food.
Whenever a rapper mentions a meal ticket, he is referring to getting money to afford to eat, or more directly, food stamps before there was EBT.
by pcshRealDeal October 8, 2012
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The Ticket Angels

The Ticket Angels are a unique service that saves people money from parking tickets. By signing up with this subscription service you have the ability to be given a text message, phone call, or knock on your door whenever you are at risk of receiving a parking ticket.

As of July 7th, 2010, The Ticket Angels have saved nearly $15,000 for their neighbors.

A "Ticket Angel" is one who saves a person from a parking ticket. Through various means of notifying that person a head of time a Ticket Angel keeps money in your pocket.
"If it weren't for The Ticket Angels calling me to move my car I would have definitely gotten a parking ticket".
by Harvey Bones July 10, 2010
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