Pleasure Nazi

A bitter asshole who creates arbitrary rules or makes it unnecessarily impossible for anyone else to enjoy things just because he doesn't want them to.

@EureekaHavoc: You don't fool me, iPhone 5. I know your internet servers don't allow us to watch any porns, you goddamn Pleasure Nazi.

by Word_Nazi September 12, 2012

Pleasure Vortex

The act of attaching dildos to your head, hands, and ass and pleasuring five girls at one time. It is done by moving the hips back and forth imitating a cymbal monkey and bobbing your head up and down. Often common in Scottish orgies.

"Scottish voice" Dude last night was so crazy! I performed the pleasure vortex on my sister and her four friends

Shit man you're a legend!

by geniusman69 April 25, 2022

Pleasure Provider

The more businesslike and dignified term for whore, prostitute, or trick. One who provides pleasure for a price.

Aeriq: Ay ho, get your ass over here!
Lacey: Hey don't be callin' me a ho.
Aeriq: That's what you are though.
Lacey: I know, but I like to be called a Pleasure Provider. It's less harsh..
Aeriq: Aight..

by lacefrogface January 31, 2009

self pleasurer

A self pleasurer is a human being who you hire for a going rate of 5 cents a minute. She/he/it will grab you penis/vagina and masturbate the specific genital for you.

"Oh that self pleasurer called Savraj was a charmer," Said Henry.

by Master Bates 1000 May 30, 2016

Nerf pleasure

Nerf pleasure is when you put a toothpick in a Nerf dart then you shoot the Nerf dart in your anus

Hey do you want to do Nerf pleasure

by Lone the Crusader November 10, 2020

Droid Pleasure

1. Application on an Android, or Droid cell phone.
2. Vibrates continually.

1. Can we play with the Droid Pleasure tonight instead?
2. I really like the Droid Pleasure, it's so much better use.

by 6lo9ver December 25, 2010

Pleasure Crack

The female reproductive organ. Noun: Vagina

Man, that girls pleasure crack was waarrmm!

by Sexy Blue January 17, 2008