Platypus

Like the unique animal; it's something too absurd and stupid to be real, and yet somehow is.

1: You know that guy Kevin from work?

2: That the Platypus that fucked a running treadmill?

1: Yeah, that's Kevin.
2: What about him?

1: Just...whatever you do, if he says "you gotta see this, RUN!"

by Kevin with the treadmill January 17, 2024

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Platypus

A metaphor for whatever is keeping you down

Corporations are a platypus
The government's a platypus
Your teacher is a platypus

Society's a platypus
My parents are a platypus
The media's a platypus
It's all just propaganda

by Thyrsus May 30, 2020

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Platypus

Gay man rarely seen in the company of bears. The platypus is a skinnier version of a twunk. Semi hairy, pierced and bitchy by nature. Dangerous predator when drunk

That platypus Pat is wrecking my head tonight, way too drunk!

by One plus 2 July 20, 2017

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Parry the platypus

A platypus that stops dr doofenshmerts and his evil robot people

I hate you parry the platypus

by Dr doofenshmerts August 12, 2019

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Parry The Platypus

Parry the Platypus/Parry is a blue platypus named Parry shown in the Disney Channel series "Phineas and Ferb". He is a secret detective that sneaks away from his owner, Phineas, every episode and tries to stop the evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz from taking over the Tri-State Area with a new invention every episode. In every episode he is caught by Doofenshmirtz but then escapes by the end of the episode, and ruins Doofenshmirtz's evil plan.

Curse you Parry The Platypus!

by Shalalaska Oricallum Kenigalis October 6, 2020

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