1: You know that guy Kevin from work?
2: That the Platypus that fucked a running treadmill?
1: Yeah, that's Kevin.
2: What about him?
1: Just...whatever you do, if he says "you gotta see this, RUN!"
2: That the Platypus that fucked a running treadmill?
1: Yeah, that's Kevin.
2: What about him?
1: Just...whatever you do, if he says "you gotta see this, RUN!"
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