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spank the badger

To make a grave error in word or deed resulting in a catastrophe for another(s) for which the perpetrator(s) of the word or deed show little remorse
R and H are hitting golf balls on a driving range at an elite golf club. The trajectory of the balls being hit parallels a popular tourist walkway that hugs a scenic section of coast line. R tees up a ball and unleashes a horrific and massive swing that produces a colossal hook bending the ball to the extreme left and missleing its way directly at a group of foreign, camera-toting tourist trudgeling along on the walkway. The golf ball finds home smack in the heart of the tourists and ricochets off of one the unsuspecting tourist’s head causing him to stand stiff upright, recite a portion of his nation’s anthem and then collapse completely and totally to the ground. The ball finds purchase in a 12-gallon boiling-hot espresso-to-go ‘cup’ held by an elderly man causing the hot ‘joe’ to be sprayed all over the other visitors who begin to express their shock and outrage through an impromptu interpretive dance based loosely upon the opening scenes of 2001: A Space Odyssey. R and H look on at the show on the walkway quite detached as though watching a mildly amusing 70’s sit-com to which H offers up, “Boy, did you really spank the badger on that one!” They both chuckle at the tourists’ expense and tee another one up.
by Royal Wulff September 15, 2009
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Never feed the badders pasta

A term infamously used by Fredo, (no not the chocolate mascot u fuck shit) to warn us to never give food to the hoe. One day she's eating pasta in my house, then yours? City boyz can't let that happen dargs.
Darling, its home time...never feed the badders pasta.
by SkraaaaPapA August 2, 2019
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The Badger Incident of 1994.

A misunderstanding between the Badger and Myself. People who experience this also report that they "didn't know that fireworks were badger compatible".
by Aagixaa January 6, 2021
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The Baddest Perra

The BADDEST PERRA is Louie Castro, he is the baddest bitch you'll ever know, he is super funny n always serving looks he is a beauty influencer and a youtuber and his viewers are known as THE BADDEST PERRAS, oh and bitch guess what.... he just STOLE YOUR MANZ sssttupida😆❤
Me: Louie you are the baddest perra 😘
Louie: sssttupida tell me something i dont know
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growling at the badger

What they call cunnilingus in Glasgow, Scotland (source: Billy Connolly, the funniest man in the world)
Also known as "going the growl"
"Know what they call cunnilingus in Glasgow?.... Growling at the badger!"
by Cluin September 2, 2003
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barking at the badger

british slang for cunnilingus other terms include going down on,licking out, munching the rug

cunt pussy licking
" i had so much fun with stephany last night barking at the badger"
by amuchan October 4, 2006
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undo the badness

A desperate, exhaustive attempt to, by any and all means available, reverse corrupt thinking and/or behavior that results from the persuasive influence of a malevolent, toxic or otherwise destructive agent.
So just when we thought we had salvaged him from the darkness of his peer-group inspired conduct, we were out-done by a fucking Snatch-Chat ambush; let's just hope that we can undo the badness...
by YAWA August 5, 2017
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