A purple grape that snapped half of the universe out of extinction. He lost in endgame and got snapped out of extinction too. So he died and went to hell. He looked for a bunch of rocks to collect in a glove
by Ur mom is loki June 04, 2019
Thor: this Thanos we're talking about, is he tough
Rocket: the toughest there is
Thor: well he never fought me
Rocket: yes he did
Thor: he never fought me twice
Rocket: the toughest there is
Thor: well he never fought me
Rocket: yes he did
Thor: he never fought me twice
by The grill master May 06, 2019
by Bob12389 April 30, 2019
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A big, purple grape that has been mixed with a prune. He loves to collect rocks and put them in his mitten. He shows them to his friends and then plays hide and seek with half of them.
by BiggerChungus69 May 03, 2019
An old man who stayed in the tub too long and turned into an actual raisin who wanted to make cookies and so he put on his oven sparkly oven mitt.
"Look I see a raisin in space with an oven mitt!"
"It must be Thanos! Make sure when you run you run slowly, kids, so that we aren't going too fast for the old man."
"It must be Thanos! Make sure when you run you run slowly, kids, so that we aren't going too fast for the old man."
by TeeheeUsuck May 02, 2019
Some ball-sacked chin grape who wants some different colored rock candies to put on some glove for "balance"
by PickleNick98 May 07, 2020