When your cock is purple and can’t fit inside your girl
Guy 1: “Yo, my cock is so Thanos”
Guy 2: “Bro that sucks”
Guy 1: “Yo, my cock is so Thanos”
Guy 2: “Bro that sucks”
Thanos
by yourmumsduck March 6, 2020
Get the Thanosmug. Thor: this Thanos we're talking about, is he tough
Rocket: the toughest there is
Thor: well he never fought me
Rocket: yes he did
Thor: he never fought me twice
Rocket: the toughest there is
Thor: well he never fought me
Rocket: yes he did
Thor: he never fought me twice
by The grill master May 6, 2019
Get the Thanosmug. A grape who was in fortnite so avengers was mad so fat ass boi thor was happy because he got his hammer and tryed to kill him so inon man brought back his son
by My cat died May 14, 2019
Get the Thanosmug. Thanos was originally a very large smurf who used to protect them from Gargamel but then Gargamel thwacked him with the red paint which made him look like a prune so papa smurf told him to get lost an that's why that's wanted to kill half of the universe
by The purple smurf May 6, 2020
Get the Thanosmug. A big, purple grape that has been mixed with a prune. He loves to collect rocks and put them in his mitten. He shows them to his friends and then plays hide and seek with half of them.
by BiggerChungus69 May 2, 2019
Get the Thanosmug. 
"What the Thanos!!!????"
by febasif bewn May 20, 2019
Get the Thanosmug.