Jake: dude you see the ass on that gurl
Nelson: whats an ass?.. ohhh shit you mean bum tater id hit that all night
Nelson: whats an ass?.. ohhh shit you mean bum tater id hit that all night
by assnigger December 7, 2009

Extremely low-quality breasts, the kind you might see at a strip-club with peanut shells on the ground.
Jane's only friends are pathetic losers, who only follow her because they think one day they'll get to see her ghetto taters.
by Walter Duckface July 23, 2014

by jbaas14 December 9, 2008

by Taco_am_I July 24, 2016

When someone has nipples the size of tater tots. Either swollen or natural. They may occur after excessive sucking on the breast/nipple.
Dale: Man i sucked on that girl so hard last night, i gave her fucking tater tits.
Jon: Remember that chick from the bar last night? Defs had tater tits.
Geoff: Naaaasssstttt.
Jon: Remember that chick from the bar last night? Defs had tater tits.
Geoff: Naaaasssstttt.
by bebeghrtzzzz October 3, 2009

by Donk January 27, 2004
