Crocker: "Johnson, you bought another friggin college t-shirt?"
Johnson: " Well what can I say? I'm a college t-shirt whore!"
Johnson: " Well what can I say? I'm a college t-shirt whore!"
by Maranda May 19, 2005
The evil axis of t shirt websites consisting of Snorgtees, Noise Bot, and Bustedtees. Like how the axis in WWII consisted of Japan, Nazi Germany, and Italy.
Guy 1: What does Noise Bot and Nazi Germany have in common?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: No one wears their uniforms nowdays
Guy 2: lollercaust
Guy1: The t-shirt axis of evil...
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: No one wears their uniforms nowdays
Guy 2: lollercaust
Guy1: The t-shirt axis of evil...
by Mango Tomango February 26, 2010
A concert, house show, party, or similar occasion when a group of "scenesters" can be found trying to outcool each other. Often the attire of those at these functions includes a black t-shirt, which may have a band logo, skull, or something else retarded printed on it.
by Briskit May 25, 2008
"hey man i heard bobb's hostin a wet t-shirt contest! he's inviting all of the hoes and babes from the hood!"
by bobb February 06, 2003
Weather in which your hands are extremely cold and your arms are warm because your body is also weird.
It's t-shirt and glove weather again today.
by Ace6040 November 19, 2020
The t-shirt Urban Dictionaryoffers as a product on its website. The definition of a word you find on their website can be printed on this shirt to you.
The t-shirt is defined as "Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton)."
The t-shirt is defined as "Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton)."
Jackoff 1: Hey, I just got my new Urban Dictionary T-shirt. It has the definition of gay sex on it!
Jackoff 2: Oh, yeah? Well, mine has roast beef flaps on it!
Jackoff 3: Everyone loves my Urban Dictionary milf hunter T-shirt!
Downie Jackoff: I got a shirt with down syndrome on it!
Jackoff 4: I like my dick chicken shirt. What about you?
Jackoff 5: My mom took away my your mom T-shirt.
Ordinary, good-natured person: I don't have an Urban Dictionay t-shirt, but I have a nike just do it t-shirt with a nike swoosh on it!
(Jackoffs look at the ordinary person like a complete and utter retard)
Jackoff 2: Oh, yeah? Well, mine has roast beef flaps on it!
Jackoff 3: Everyone loves my Urban Dictionary milf hunter T-shirt!
Downie Jackoff: I got a shirt with down syndrome on it!
Jackoff 4: I like my dick chicken shirt. What about you?
Jackoff 5: My mom took away my your mom T-shirt.
Ordinary, good-natured person: I don't have an Urban Dictionay t-shirt, but I have a nike just do it t-shirt with a nike swoosh on it!
(Jackoffs look at the ordinary person like a complete and utter retard)
by janjanmaniac October 07, 2016