College T-shirt Whore

Someone who is obsessed with getting t-shirts with multiple Colleges on them

Crocker: "Johnson, you bought another friggin college t-shirt?"
Johnson: " Well what can I say? I'm a college t-shirt whore!"

by Maranda May 19, 2005

t-shirt axis of evil

The evil axis of t shirt websites consisting of Snorgtees, Noise Bot, and Bustedtees. Like how the axis in WWII consisted of Japan, Nazi Germany, and Italy.

Guy 1: What does Noise Bot and Nazi Germany have in common?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: No one wears their uniforms nowdays
Guy 2: lollercaust
Guy1: The t-shirt axis of evil...

by Mango Tomango February 25, 2010

black t-shirt convention

A concert, house show, party, or similar occasion when a group of "scenesters" can be found trying to outcool each other. Often the attire of those at these functions includes a black t-shirt, which may have a band logo, skull, or something else retarded printed on it.

person 1:Do you remember that hardcore show?
person 2: Yeah, fucking black t-shirt convention.

by Briskit May 25, 2008

wet t-shirt contest

a contest in which a few selective hot ladies with very large tits

"hey man i heard bobb's hostin a wet t-shirt contest! he's inviting all of the hoes and babes from the hood!"

by bobb February 6, 2003

Land of Free T-Shirts

see America.

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

T-Shirt and Glove Weather

Weather in which your hands are extremely cold and your arms are warm because your body is also weird.

It's t-shirt and glove weather again today.

by Ace6040 November 18, 2020

urban dictionary t-shirt

The t-shirt Urban Dictionaryoffers as a product on its website. The definition of a word you find on their website can be printed on this shirt to you.

The t-shirt is defined as "Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton)."

Jackoff 1: Hey, I just got my new Urban Dictionary T-shirt. It has the definition of gay sex on it!

Jackoff 2: Oh, yeah? Well, mine has roast beef flaps on it!

Jackoff 3: Everyone loves my Urban Dictionary milf hunter T-shirt!

Downie Jackoff: I got a shirt with down syndrome on it!

Jackoff 4: I like my dick chicken shirt. What about you?

Jackoff 5: My mom took away my your mom T-shirt.

Ordinary, good-natured person: I don't have an Urban Dictionay t-shirt, but I have a nike just do it t-shirt with a nike swoosh on it!

(Jackoffs look at the ordinary person like a complete and utter retard)

by janjanmaniac October 7, 2016