pillow smuggler

A person who wishes to smuggle pillows from their partners side of the bed to theirs, without their partner noticing

'' if i just put this pillow on my side of the bed''
'' did you just steal my pillow? you pillow smuggler! ''

by Jena :D December 15, 2008

cherry smuggler

A synonym of grape smuggler for the better-endowed.

By the way Jason strutted across the beach, you could tell that he considered himself a cherry smuggler.

by Mike Payne March 3, 2008

Fat Smuggler

I female who battens down the hatches, lets say, and looks phenomenal out at the club, bar, random frat jungle party, etc. Only, when you take said female home with you and her clothes are removed you are finally introduced to all the fat she smuggled in with her to one of the previously described locations.

Basically it's chicks that look good in clothes and that's about it.

"Dude I heard you went home with Tina last night. She is banging."

"Dude, not really..."

"What are you talking about, she looked so good in those true religion jeans and that baby tee..."

"Dude when we got back to my place...let's just say I was in for a surprise."

"Oh no, she's a fat smuggler."

"Dude, total fat smuggler..."

"Burn."

by m3plus4 May 14, 2009

Saltwater Snuggle

When you are fucking in saltwater and your penis get locked in her pussy for an extended period of time. As you struggle to get your penis loose, oftentimes a gang of Dolphins show up and rape both you and your partner.

Melanie and I had a crazy Saltwater Snuggle the other day, where my dick got so stuck that 3 dolphins had enough time finish off in my ass.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015

turd smuggler

Anyone concealing and smuggling a huge reaking load in their pants and or diaper.

Grandma is being a real turd smuggler today.

by cheezestix October 31, 2006

onion smuggler

A person with smelly armpits reminiscent of the acrid odor of onions. As in, a person who smells as if he/she were illegally transporting onions in their armpits.

Man, I was gagging the whole way home from work. I got stuck sitting next to an onion smuggler on the bus.

by Peter Doubt September 28, 2007

Snuggle Buddy

A snuggle buddy is a close friend who you sometimes cuddle up to when you're feeling down or need comforting. There's no sex involved and it never goes further than a cuddle, but they're always there for you when you need that extra bit of comfort.

Person 1: So did you hook up?

Person 2: Nah, we just cuddled watching a movie. She's my Snuggle Buddy

by Fallenbear January 5, 2013