pork sword

a man's pride. his chunk of meat hanging down between his legs.

Put that Pork Sword away this minute! ur gonna have somebody's eye out with it!

by D. Hine November 19, 2003

skin sword

slang word for PENIS.

"I pull out my skin sword on the dance floor. Rub it on your butt cheeks and watch you transform."

-Turn off the Lights by Hollywood Undead

by Erica fuckin Burrows November 4, 2006

flesh sword

the male reproductive organ

Man I gave her my flesh sword last night.

by Caleb Riley December 8, 2007

Sword Swallower

Derogatory name for a homosexual male. Or a deep throating slut could also be called this during the heat of passion.

Man that guy looks like the biggest Sword Swallower in San Francisco. Or...Bro I met this girl a the bar last night, we went out to my truck and I swear she is Sword Swallower in her spare time.

by MoodyJM August 4, 2007

charlemagne's sword

the ol' finger in the butt.

nick: i went Medieval on that chick i took home from the bar last night and gave her a nice charlemagne's sword.
tommy: you always were a renaissance man!!

by Bentley's bitches June 13, 2010

sword porn

Gratuitous sword fighting scenes, generally over-the-top and involving lots of blood shed. The bread and butter of the medieval and samurai action movie.

Pop in Highlander, I'm in the mood for some sword porn.

by MysticX November 3, 2007

pork sword

Male genetalia of a hanging nature!

Chad sharpened his pork sword!

by Porkie January 18, 2005