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socket

Scottish rhyming slang. A shortened version of "socket plug", ie "dug", which is how folks in these parts pronounce "dog". A munter, by any other name.
"See that burd Vinnie was oot wi the other night man? Whit a fuckin socket"
by joe kane March 7, 2007
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Socket Blocker

Similar to "Plugthug: someone who'd kill for access to recharging facilities". Leaning towards people in non-electric vehicles parking in charging/parking spaces designated for EV vehicles, can also apply to anyone in an EV spot if you are searching for a place to charge.
"Hey Baby, we might need to charge the car in order to make it home"
"OK, we can go and charge at the store for a while, unless some socket blocker is in the way"
by TXBeardMaster April 20, 2015
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Slocket

When your looking for a new purse/wallet to replace your first one, you should always look for a good amount of slockets to keep all your cards/credit cards in.
Two words put in one:
Slot and pocket.
More than 12 slockets is the best as you always have far too many cards/credit cards in your purse/wallet.
Me/You: "Mum/Mom, I need to buy a new purse, my other one is broken."

At the shopping centre/the mall:
Mum/Mom: "What colour are you looking for?"
Me/You: "I don't care about the colour right now, it's all about the number of slockets in side the purse/wallet."
Mum/Mom: "What's a slockets dear?"
Me/You: *sigh* "I've already told you, it's the place where you keep your cards/credit cards. I preferably would like more than 12 in the purse/wallet."
Mum/Mom: "Alright."
by rizzledupwords June 23, 2015
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butter snocket

a sock with fried butter apon it(not inside it though, this is very important that no butter enters the sock, or you WILL die in a hole in madagascar.)it is eaten at dinners where cows and chickens dance on the table. It must be a very strong table or else the cow will break it.
Person 1:whats for din-din
Person 2: din-din sounds stupid. never use that word again.
person 3: i agree with person 2, but we are having butter snocket
by the crazy peppers February 7, 2012
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Light Socket

by Light Socket like a Boss November 28, 2012
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Bonk Sockets

A phrase to describe the action performed while having sex, a goofy way to describe the literal mashing of the genitals. Traditionally just used as another word for sex.
Rory: "Tyler, did you and Emily finally bonk sockets last night?"
Tyler: "Sure did!"
Rory: "Good for you, you dirty old socket bonker!"
David: "I haven't bonked sockets in forever..."
by Volcanoe Throat August 10, 2016
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Boob socket

One panel of a bra. A single cup. A boob socket.
I sewed together a single boob socket of my new bra today.
by Lace_and_paper_flowers January 18, 2017
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