Swindon

A small inferior town in Wiltshire, England.

Known for its 'townies' and inbreeding, so Father's Day is always one of the most confusing things ever to happen in their town. Full of roundabouts, railways and burnt out cars. Really is a nasty place to live.

Swindon Town FC had one season in the Premiership and conceded the most goals ever in one season in that top flight. Silly inbreds.

Whats the definition of mass confusion?
Faths Day in Swindon

by Oxford lad April 25, 2004

swindle

to rob somebody out of something.

Man as if you swindled that CD player

by Rick Jamison February 17, 2004

Swerd

Star Wars nerd ("swerding out" would be a Star Wars fan becoming super excited for all things Star Wars)!

Wow, I saw a lot of Swerds waiting for Star Wars land to open. They were totally swerding out. "

by Raglu March 15, 2016

Cock Swindler

N. A person guilty of swindling cocks, resulting in undesired sexual attention (usually after intercourse). A rare accusation, but feasible depending on the gender of the people arguing the matter. Ex. A gay couple: the pitcher may accuse the catcher of "cock swindling", meaning that the catcher stole the pitcher's cock after sex when he didn't want to fuck around.

Garrett, GOD DAMMIT, I'm trying to sleep you cock swindler!

by Bryan !!! July 26, 2006

sward

Pronunciation:
swärd
Function:
verb
Etymology:
Middle English swahrd, from Old English swhahrd; akin to Old High German swärd to sward something
Date:
before 12th century

intransitive verb1: to unfurl an epic diatribe of utter bullshit while being completely unaware that your existence has become a absolute joke to all those around you

practice2: a fugly twat

Businessman 1: How did the big meeting go today, Tom?

Businessman 2: Not good; I was definitely swarding my ass off.

by C. Erhardt November 22, 2007

Swindon

Hypothetical noun. A place in the mind of a drunkard where they have gone to when severely inebriated. It is usually used by the inebriated individual to describe his drunken state or by another to describe an inebriated individual.

1. Less drunk friend: "Alright mate, how ya feeling?"
Very drunk friend: "Ah mate, I'm well passed Swindon."

2. Person 1 to Person 2: "Have you seen Person 3? He's off his Swindon."

by Swindonlad December 7, 2010

swerdlow

Gay obsessive little stalker who loves to put dick in his mouth

Hey, that kid wont stop following me.
Yea man, he's such a swerdlow

by anonymous132u8i489014 May 10, 2008