An daringly acrobatic sex position on a bed, where a dude stands his hoe up upside-down on her shoulders & the back of her neck, as he criss-crosses her open legs standing up, then blasts her in a downward thrusting position!
After she finished huffing my DONG, I tossed that bith into a swedish helicopter position, just as the fuckin ceiling fan smashed me in the back of the head.
by The Backdoor Matador October 27, 2008
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I gave her a swedish telescope and she told me she seen yellow stars. Must have been the corn I ate.
by Piero Sherpa September 4, 2005
Get the Swedish Telescope mug.The act of a girl inserting Swedish Fish into her vagina, and then fingering them out and eating them in front of you.
Useful if: You are on the beach with your boyfriend, your fat, and have no pockets.
Useful if: You are on the beach with your boyfriend, your fat, and have no pockets.
After Teddy gave his Girlfriend a $1000 ring using his dad's credit card, His girlfriend tried to pleasure him by performing a Swedish Twatkins while he tried nutting in her ear.
by GMS LAX May 6, 2009
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(n) 1. when a male's sexual partner performs fellatio on him and spits the resulting excretion into a humidifier filled with diluted dark chocolate and water, allowing the substances to mix together; the two partners then breath in the humid spunk/chocolate mixture;
(n) 1. when a male's sexual partner performs fellatio on him and spits the resulting excretion into a humidifier filled with diluted dark chocolate and water, allowing the substances to mix together; the two partners then breath in the humid spunk/chocolate mixture;
After Dick and Jane finished their Swedish humidifier, they were able to enjoy the perfect aroma and humidity in order to rest from their tiresome day.
by boomumba4 December 7, 2010
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Get the swedish gutterball mug.The act of covering your dick in mayonnaise, dipping your balls into chocolate, then fucking someone in the ass with both cock AND balls, where their ass cheeks act as the Graham crackers.
"Hey man, what happened to my pre dinner snack?"
"Sorry bro, my girl came over and I have her some wicked messy Swedish S'mores and now we're all out."
"Sorry bro, my girl came over and I have her some wicked messy Swedish S'mores and now we're all out."
by Black man say goo August 3, 2016
Get the Swedish S'mores mug.A swedish goober is when one is having anal with one's sexual partner while using jelly as lubricant. When the penis leaves the anus, the partner will insert peanut butter into the anus and it will then create a kind of homemade goober. Cheaper than the store-bought goober for sure.
You guys buy goober from the store? Try a Swedish goober sometime, it's fun for you, tasty for the kids.
by noahtorious b.i.g November 29, 2018
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