An daringly acrobatic sex position on a bed, where a dude stands his hoe up upside-down on her shoulders & the back of her neck, as he criss-crosses her open legs standing up, then blasts her in a downward thrusting position!
After she finished huffing my DONG, I tossed that bith into a swedish helicopter position, just as the fuckin ceiling fan smashed me in the back of the head.
by The Backdoor Matador September 13, 2008
Your partner wears swimming goggles, or other tight eye protection. You then drop a solid turd out of your ass onto their eye.
I gave her a swedish telescope and she told me she seen yellow stars. Must have been the corn I ate.
by Piero Sherpa August 12, 2005
The act of a girl inserting Swedish Fish into her vagina, and then fingering them out and eating them in front of you.
Useful if: You are on the beach with your boyfriend, your fat, and have no pockets.
Useful if: You are on the beach with your boyfriend, your fat, and have no pockets.
After Teddy gave his Girlfriend a $1000 ring using his dad's credit card, His girlfriend tried to pleasure him by performing a Swedish Twatkins while he tried nutting in her ear.
by GMS LAX May 07, 2009
The act of covering your dick in mayonnaise, dipping your balls into chocolate, then fucking someone in the ass with both cock AND balls, where their ass cheeks act as the Graham crackers.
"Hey man, what happened to my pre dinner snack?"
"Sorry bro, my girl came over and I have her some wicked messy Swedish S'mores and now we're all out."
"Sorry bro, my girl came over and I have her some wicked messy Swedish S'mores and now we're all out."
by Black man say goo August 03, 2016
To enjoy a large quantity of Swedish Berries with someone close to you.
Often throwing or catching them with your mouth.
Leads to a feeling of personal hate after for having so much sugar. Then reminding yourself that berries can possibly be bad, they're a fruit
Often throwing or catching them with your mouth.
Leads to a feeling of personal hate after for having so much sugar. Then reminding yourself that berries can possibly be bad, they're a fruit
Greg: I got some Swedish berries :O
Christina: Arn't those bad for my diet?
Greg: Of course not, how can fruit be bad for you?
Christina: I love how your mind works
Greg: "lets get Swedish Berried"
Christina: Arn't those bad for my diet?
Greg: Of course not, how can fruit be bad for you?
Christina: I love how your mind works
Greg: "lets get Swedish Berried"
by Gmoney1393 November 30, 2011
Gario played a swedish role by swindeling his date into skipping the dinner and movies they planned and hanging out at his house where he then proceeded to give her thee ol' Donnie B.
by Charles Swanson February 28, 2005
by 0n10nst4r October 07, 2017