While recieving oral sex from your partner, you pull out of their mouth as you are about to squirt, and with one of your hands, reach behind you and dump a can of tuna fish on their face while you ejaculate on it at the same time.
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one of the greatest mothafuckin roads on long island... i use that shit so often its not even funny... one thing i wanna add .. IM so sick of you assholes that call it the seaford-syosset expressway, FUCK you, get the fuck out of here you dont belong on this island, because we call it the seaford oyster bay you uptight assholes .. ANYWAY i can get to work in 7 minutes from the total opposite side/ a classic long island town that i just happen to cause a lot of drama in (sorry not my fault/problem its quite funny actually) right on the other side in 7 minutes and change and its just fucking awesome..
HEY ! OH shit i only have 10 minutes to get to work ! well thats ok ill just jump on the seaford oyster bay expressway 135 and i wont have any trouble what so-ever
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Perfect swearing language: Russian language is also the 5th officially used language over the world, aside English or Spanish. Russian language has more swear words in them, than any other language.
According to the infamous Taboo vocabulary, you can literally talk and swear in Russian and make lines, that make sense.
Perfect swearing language: Russian language is also the 5th officially used language over the world, aside English or Spanish. Russian language has more swear words in them, than any other language.
According to the infamous Taboo vocabulary, you can literally talk and swear in Russian and make lines, that make sense.
Most common words in russian (If you hate someone, use these words, since PROBABLY noone will understand them):
All words are spelled literally
хуй (hui)= dick
лох (lohh)= moron
урод (urood)= bastard
ебать (jebaat)= fuck
сука (suuka)= bitch
говно (gavno)= shit
The king of swear jokes.
Guy #1: Охуели?! (Are you gone mad?!) Нахуя (why) тохуя (so much) хуйни (of this stuff) нахуярили (you have loaded up)? Ражуяривай (unload it) нахуй! (out of here)
Guy #2: Хулй?! (Problem?!) Нехуя! (No way!) Нехуй (No need to unload) Ражуяриват (to unload)! Нахуячено (It got loaded) нехуёво! (well!) Похуярилй! (Let's go!)
EVERY russian word in the conversation was a swear word.
All words are spelled literally
хуй (hui)= dick
лох (lohh)= moron
урод (urood)= bastard
ебать (jebaat)= fuck
сука (suuka)= bitch
говно (gavno)= shit
The king of swear jokes.
Guy #1: Охуели?! (Are you gone mad?!) Нахуя (why) тохуя (so much) хуйни (of this stuff) нахуярили (you have loaded up)? Ражуяривай (unload it) нахуй! (out of here)
Guy #2: Хулй?! (Problem?!) Нехуя! (No way!) Нехуй (No need to unload) Ражуяриват (to unload)! Нахуячено (It got loaded) нехуёво! (well!) Похуярилй! (Let's go!)
EVERY russian word in the conversation was a swear word.
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