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spackleback

A girl with semen on her back
I pulled out while doing her doggystyle, and gave her a spackleback.
by Brian Balzac April 24, 2008
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spackletini

A cocktail made from semen, preferably in a martini glass, but any container will do.
I had a beer, and your mom had a spackletini.
by Rhymes With Sock May 10, 2005
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Spackle the Uvula

Wendy didn't want to sleep with Paul on the first date, so instead she let him spackle the uvula.
by Anthony Caporale August 6, 2008
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swankless

A person, place, object severely lacking class, polish or style; not swanky.
The other night I saw a swankless guy dressed like a moron from New Jersey.
by tenmenkilled August 6, 2009
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Shackle cruise

A riff of the term "golden shackle" meaning a wedding band, usually but not exclusively when worn by a man.

To "shackle cruise" is to search a person's ring finger to see if they are either wearing a wedding band, or have the tell-tale impression on their finger that a wedding band is supposed to be there.

Can be done by a woman or man.
"See that hot guy at the bar buying everybody drinks? He's really hot!"
"Yeah, I just shackle cruised him when I went to the bathroom. Let's put it this way, there's going to be a very pissed off wife when that credit card statement comes in."

"Wow, that guy on the weight bench over there is HOT. Wonder if he's gay?"
"I just shackle cruised him and unless he's from a very progressive state, you're out of luck on this one."
by BumBumBubblegum November 20, 2011
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smackless

To do something in an utterly tasteless manner. Cheap tacky way of trying to look good but failing dismally.
Their interior decoration was smackless,

He looked smackless on the ski slopes.
by Nick Lubner January 2, 2015
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Spacklevacuum

(noun, verb): Referring to a party who places their lips on the rectum of a second party and inhales the sediment expounded from the anus as a fart is released.
I've met some damn fine spacklevacuum's, but that Raul can really peel the paint off my anus.
by crooked_sartre June 4, 2017
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